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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3885 on: May 21, 2020, 02:06:54 am »
Welsh has a whole bunch of adjectives that it isn’t using. We can just borrow those.

I, for one, would quite like “carcharwyd” to be one of them. Maybe also find a way to say “bwyta gan jiraffod anffurfio.”
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3886 on: June 05, 2020, 10:44:07 pm »
Oh, for fuck's sake.  :lulz:

https://apnews.com/96fcb1383cb640c1b995f3a62d210018

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WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House said Wednesday that President Donald Trump’s visit to a nearby church where he held up a Bible was a “leadership moment” akin to Winston Churchill’s inspection of bomb-damaged London during World War II, a comparison that drew swift condemnation from the author of a new best-selling book on the former British prime minister.

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White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said Trump’s stroll to St. John’s Church the day after it was damaged by fire during protests was a comforting moment for Americans amid unrest spurred by the police killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis.

“Through all of time, we’ve seen presidents and leaders across the world who have had leadership moments and very powerful symbols that were important for our nation to see at any given time to show a message of resilience and determination,” she said.

“Like Churchill, we saw him inspecting the bombing damage and it sent a powerful message of leadership to the British people,” she said.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3887 on: June 05, 2020, 10:48:11 pm »
What was it Cheney said? "We live in a post fact era"?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3888 on: June 06, 2020, 07:09:21 pm »
https://twitter.com/thepacketrat/status/1269244990229790721?s=21

Please look. I just fucking can’t deal with this year. It’s not that it’s not normal, it’s that we are living in a Carlton Mellick III story.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3889 on: June 06, 2020, 07:37:42 pm »
It's alright, the UK has a plan for dealing with 2020


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3890 on: June 06, 2020, 07:43:18 pm »
That’s not the UK. That’s ANTIFA, all-caps courtesy of some right wing news outlet. No, I’m serious. I’m not joking. Look for yourself.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3891 on: June 06, 2020, 09:12:34 pm »
It was, now it's about 80k+ British people overthrowing God to reset the timeline

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« Reply #3892 on: June 06, 2020, 09:57:07 pm »
Something something reclaiming sovereignty from unelected deities
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3893 on: June 06, 2020, 10:24:54 pm »
https://twitter.com/thepacketrat/status/1269244990229790721?s=21

Please look. I just fucking can’t deal with this year. It’s not that it’s not normal, it’s that we are living in a Carlton Mellick III story.
THE LOOK ON THAT GUY'S FACE THO
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« Reply #3894 on: June 06, 2020, 10:27:18 pm »
Something something reclaiming sovereignty from unelected deities

It's not such a big step from divinely appointed kings to newly crowned god-kings. You just cut out the middle-diety and all representatives.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3895 on: June 10, 2020, 02:22:54 am »
https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1270333484528214018?ref_url=https%3a%2f%2fd-13876006581731353094.ampproject.net%2f2005272217000%2fframe.html

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Mango Moussalinni tweeted:

Buffalo protester shoved by Police could be an ANTIFA provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan police communications in order to black out the equipment.
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  I watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up?



So it's confirmed, then... 75-year-old Martin Gugino: Bona Fide Antifa Supersoldier

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1.) ...scanning?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3896 on: June 10, 2020, 08:38:33 pm »
Trump just sent CNN a cease and desist letter because one of the polls they aired shows Trump losing the election.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3897 on: June 10, 2020, 08:55:09 pm »
He’s totally irrelevant to the nation right now, and he cannot fucking stand it.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3898 on: June 10, 2020, 09:35:41 pm »
"To my knowledge, this is the first time in its 40-year history that CNN had been threatened with legal action because an American politician or campaign did not like CNN's polling results," Vigilante wrote in his response. "To the extent we have received legal threats from political leaders in the past, they have typically come from countries like Venezuela or other regimes where there is little or no respect for a free and independent media."
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« Reply #3899 on: June 10, 2020, 10:25:14 pm »
In order to not disrespect America's history of winning, victory, and freedom President Donald J. Trump will not rename military bases named after traitors, and losers who took up arms against the Union to maintain the institution of slavery. 

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