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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4080 on: August 05, 2020, 03:18:21 pm »
It should be spliced with the Wallace interview from last week.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4081 on: August 05, 2020, 03:50:54 pm »
the axios interview made my brain leak out of my ear a little bit

in the past, we used to celebrate these "emperor's new clothes" moments


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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4082 on: August 06, 2020, 12:28:44 am »
the axios interview made my brain leak out of my ear a little bit

in the past, we used to celebrate these "emperor's new clothes" moments



Right? Now the emperor just runs about waving his dick in people's faces...sometimes he trips and finds himself at Walter Reed.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4083 on: August 06, 2020, 05:00:05 pm »
Man alive that interview with axios should be a campaign killer. I've not laughed that hard for a while. "we're lower than.... The world". Simple follow ups like "who says that?" and "what books?" with the dumbstruck gimp gazing into the distance should be the basis for every attack ad from Biden. I don't know who set this up but they must be quitting within the week.

Should be.  You have to remember that we have 63,000,000 low grade moron Nazi wannabes.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4084 on: August 06, 2020, 05:03:54 pm »
Swan's expressions during that interview need to be given a cabinet position


also, the onion's take:  :lulz:
https://www.theonion.com/d-c-journalists-in-awe-of-australian-reporter-able-to-1844620773

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4085 on: August 06, 2020, 05:32:13 pm »
Man alive that interview with axios should be a campaign killer. I've not laughed that hard for a while. "we're lower than.... The world". Simple follow ups like "who says that?" and "what books?" with the dumbstruck gimp gazing into the distance should be the basis for every attack ad from Biden. I don't know who set this up but they must be quitting within the week.

Should be.  You have to remember that we have 63,000,000 low grade moron Nazi wannabes.

Certainly. In any other era, any of his "interviews" would kill your chances Stone dead. Such is the joy and sadness of the horrible times that it does not.

Saw a graph with a 75% approval rating for the handling of the virus. 75% of republicans, obviously. When your fuck ups eclispe the toll of multiple wars, combined, and you still poll like that it really does say something about a population.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4086 on: August 07, 2020, 01:03:40 am »
It saddens embarrasses me that the bar is Barbara Walters. No offense to her, ofc, but wtf.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4087 on: August 07, 2020, 07:52:29 pm »
This is all kinds of awesome.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/news/article.cfm?c_id=7&objectid=12354666&fbclid=IwAR0iJj65EpDV3GFbaOigWHdJqZiCI8YATfJUDMGISrC3cO10v3nIBpbLKt8

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Covid 19 coronavirus: US Government issues New Zealand travel warning due to its '23 active cases'

1.  You can't travel to New Zealand as a regular traveler.  Their borders are closed.

2.  The "23 cases" are asylum-seekers who were diagnosed in a quarantine facility and are now under "managed quarantine" having never been exposed to the public.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4088 on: August 08, 2020, 03:55:13 pm »
This is all kinds of awesome.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/news/article.cfm?c_id=7&objectid=12354666&fbclid=IwAR0iJj65EpDV3GFbaOigWHdJqZiCI8YATfJUDMGISrC3cO10v3nIBpbLKt8

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Covid 19 coronavirus: US Government issues New Zealand travel warning due to its '23 active cases'

1.  You can't travel to New Zealand as a regular traveler.  Their borders are closed.

2.  The "23 cases" are asylum-seekers who were diagnosed in a quarantine facility and are now under "managed quarantine" having never been exposed to the public.

Strikes me as a face saving exercise. Like if an american airliner got with 100 miles of NZ airspace, I'm guessing they'd (quite rightly) shoot the fucking thing out the sky. At least this way it looks like a US decision, rather than, yanno, the rest of the world laughing at people who vote for retards to run their country.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4089 on: August 10, 2020, 03:15:45 am »
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White House aides reached out to South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem last year about the process of adding additional presidents to Mount Rushmore, the New York Times reported.

According to a person familiar who spoke with the Times, Noem then greeted Trump when he arrived in the state for his July Fourth celebrations at the monument with a four-foot replica of Mount Rushmore that included his face.

Noem has noted before Trump's "dream" to have his face on Mount Rushmore, the Coolidge-era sculpture that features the 60-foot-tall faces of Presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4090 on: August 10, 2020, 04:57:32 am »
Yeah, but there's no more stable rock to cut a face out of. They'd have to convert one of the existing faces.

OR!

They could cut into some of the unstable rock, possibly wrecking the whole thing which would be fucking hilarious.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4091 on: August 10, 2020, 05:42:27 am »
Yeah, but there's no more stable rock to cut a face out of. They'd have to convert one of the existing faces.

OR!

They could cut into some of the unstable rock, possibly wrecking the whole thing which would be fucking hilarious.

Win-Win situation
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4092 on: August 10, 2020, 06:24:34 am »
Yeah, but there's no more stable rock to cut a face out of. They'd have to convert one of the existing faces.

OR!

They could cut into some of the unstable rock, possibly wrecking the whole thing which would be fucking hilarious.

Win-Win situation

Watch them fuck it all up beyond repair and then finally give the land back, but then try to keep the hundreds of billions held in trust from a "legal settlement" that the original owners refuse to accept because they want their sacred land we marred grotesquely back and won't be bought. We owe them the land AND the money as "back rent" of a sort I think.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4093 on: August 10, 2020, 08:21:40 am »
Yeah, but there's no more stable rock to cut a face out of. They'd have to convert one of the existing faces.

OR!

They could cut into some of the unstable rock, possibly wrecking the whole thing which would be fucking hilarious.

Win-Win situation

We need a monument to American avarice and stupidity. This would be perfect.

Of course, If all the faces fell off, they'd blame it on A.N.T.I.F.A. terrorists, and their base would believe it 100%.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4094 on: August 10, 2020, 08:53:38 pm »
Trump would more at home on Stone Mountain.
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