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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #780 on: June 07, 2017, 05:48:39 am »
I actually read both the Infowars article on Reality Winner and Mensch's feed.

Mensch is by far the more unhinged one.  And yes.  In addition to all of Mensch's critics being in the pay of Russia.  All of them. 

I sometimes entertain the theory that she's been fed a line of bullshit by an actual Russian spook to make the Russia inquiry look as unhinged as her...but then I remember she was always an intellectual and political lightweight.  I remember her pathetic attempts at sparring with Ian Hislop...it was actually painful to watch.  Almost as painful as her feed is now.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #781 on: June 07, 2017, 01:46:01 pm »
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/07/asia/north-korea-trump-climate-change/index.html
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In a statement Tuesday, Pyongyang said Washington's move represented "the height of egoism and moral vacuum seeking only their own well-being, even at the cost of the entire planet."
"The selfish act of the US does not only have grave consequences for the international efforts to protect the environment, but poses great danger to other areas as well," a spokesman for the North Korean Ministry of Foreign Affairs said, according to state news agency KCNA.
KCNA regularly issues caustic missives on all aspects of US policy. In Tuesday's statement, Pyongyang also linked Washington's climate policy to its "unreasonable and reckless" actions against North Korea's nuclear program.

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/06/politics/trump-and-sessions-have-had-heated-exchange/index.html
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Tuesday afternoon, White House press secretary Sean Spicer declined to say whether Trump has confidence in Sessions.
"I have not had a discussion with him about that," Spicer said.
As of 9 p.m. ET Tuesday, the White House still was unable to say whether or not the President backs his attorney general, a White House official said. The official said they wanted to avoid a repeat of what happened when Kellyanne Conway said Trump had confidence in Flynn only to find out hours later that the national security adviser had been pushed out.
Sessions remains at the Justice Department, where a spokeswoman told CNN that he is not stepping down.
ABC News first reported Tuesday that Sessions offered to resign.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #782 on: June 07, 2017, 02:36:27 pm »
You just know your country is a fucking joke when North Korea can legitimately claim moral high ground. My heart does go out to you guys who have to live across there but I'll be fucked if I can stop laughing at this point. Doubly so since the UK's biggest import is american-brand retardedness. I believe we're already in the process of introducing death camps for people who install solar panels on their roofs  :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #783 on: June 07, 2017, 02:57:22 pm »
Is that rock bottom? Surely NK condemning you along with the rest of the world is rock bottom. I almost wonder how this fits into that whole eco-fascist thing.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #784 on: June 07, 2017, 05:06:44 pm »
Is that rock bottom? Surely NK condemning you along with the rest of the world is rock bottom. I almost wonder how this fits into that whole eco-fascist thing.

Well if we create waterworld the climatwe is a less immediate problem. Or something.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #785 on: June 07, 2017, 05:18:38 pm »
Is that rock bottom? Surely NK condemning you along with the rest of the world is rock bottom. I almost wonder how this fits into that whole eco-fascist thing.

We passed rock bottom a year ago and are free-falling through the infinite black void of outer space.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #786 on: June 08, 2017, 03:01:25 am »
So, I'm working tonight but I'm making a special effort to get up tomorrow in time for the testimony.  I have popcorn ready to go in the microwave, a red bull bull in the fridge to wake me up, and beer for when we get to the good stuff.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #787 on: June 08, 2017, 03:13:33 am »
You just know your country is a fucking joke when North Korea can legitimately claim moral high ground. My heart does go out to you guys who have to live across there but I'll be fucked if I can stop laughing at this point. Doubly so since the UK's biggest import is american-brand retardedness. I believe we're already in the process of introducing death camps for people who install solar panels on their roofs  :lulz:

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #788 on: June 08, 2017, 02:05:28 pm »
Apparently DC is an hour behind New York.  Who knew?  Anyway, I'm up, stream ready to go.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #789 on: June 08, 2017, 02:28:49 pm »
Apparently DC is an hour behind New York.  Who knew?  Anyway, I'm up, stream ready to go.

Wait, what?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #790 on: June 08, 2017, 03:06:10 pm »
Or our work computer thinks it is in Europe again - it does this sometimes.  Bleh.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #791 on: June 08, 2017, 03:54:38 pm »
Steele dossier is still in play, Comey can't talk about it in an unclassified setting.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #792 on: June 08, 2017, 04:11:54 pm »
I've been following along the best I can.  Interesting stuff, but unbelievably, it may not be damning enough.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #793 on: June 08, 2017, 04:29:21 pm »
"So, that was a hostile act by the Russian government against this country?"

Comey: "Yes"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #794 on: June 08, 2017, 04:42:32 pm »
This is definitely going to be interesting. I look forward to the ensuing Republican contortionist performance.
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