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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2370 on: January 27, 2019, 12:09:02 am »
I think you mean "fiddling while Rome burns"?

Rome is built on 7 hills, but that aside...

That’s the one, yeah. Sorry about that.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2371 on: January 30, 2019, 04:12:24 pm »
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2372 on: January 30, 2019, 05:52:44 pm »
Donald "Sicario 2 was a documentary" Trump?  :lulz:

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2373 on: January 30, 2019, 07:11:32 pm »
Donald "Sicario 2 was a documentary" Trump?  :lulz:

:lulz:

Also, he's apparently talking to himself in the white house, trying to build up the courage to shut everything down again.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2374 on: January 31, 2019, 04:33:42 am »
Donald "Sicario 2 was a documentary" Trump?  :lulz:

:lulz:

Also, he's apparently talking to himself in the white house, trying to build up the courage to shut everything down again.

Showing guests around the Oval Office like "I'm told this is where Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky..."  :fap:

Considering the Epstein parties they attended, it's unlikely to be the first case of weird voyeurism between those two... but Lewinsky was probably the oldest woman involved.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2375 on: February 06, 2019, 04:56:42 pm »
No updates on the SOTA???
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2376 on: February 06, 2019, 06:10:33 pm »
No updates on the SOTA???

It was a surprisingly well-delivered speech that said the same old shit.  Pelosi sat behind him pulling faces.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2377 on: February 06, 2019, 06:16:18 pm »
Did they actually go ahead with the paid-for messages they were suggesting?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2378 on: February 06, 2019, 06:40:07 pm »
Did they actually go ahead with the paid-for messages they were suggesting?

Not that I saw.  But this would hardly be the first time Trump stiffed his donors.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2379 on: February 06, 2019, 06:51:34 pm »
No updates on the SOTA???

It was a surprisingly well-delivered speech that said the same old shit.  Pelosi sat behind him pulling faces.

Vague reports I saw said he seemed to go back and forth a lot. Accurate?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2380 on: February 06, 2019, 06:54:59 pm »
No updates on the SOTA???

It was a surprisingly well-delivered speech that said the same old shit.  Pelosi sat behind him pulling faces.

Vague reports I saw said he seemed to go back and forth a lot. Accurate?

Yeah, it was basically a pile of shit, "here are all the things I did to save you all," and "Brown people are scary", jumbled together.  His delivery was good (by his standards), but he was doing this weird thing where he was just fixedly staring into the camera above the teleprompter.  I am more than half-sure Pence was spanking it.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2381 on: February 06, 2019, 07:01:06 pm »
Also, something about abortion doctors running into preschools and killing everyone.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #2382 on: February 06, 2019, 07:48:54 pm »
If only those preschoolers were armed...

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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"