General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Fujikoma]

I didn't expect to inspire so many responses, so I suppose I should clarify, I've been having issues my whole life, when I was a kid, few knew how to diagnose autism, and indeed, it's actually common for parents to not know they're autistic until their children are diagnosed with it. Now, I am not diagnosed with it, but most of my friends have it and we vibe on a similar wavelength, they insist I have it but I am not a doctor, and I can't very well diagnose myself. My therapist is pretty sure I have it, but to get that diagnosis, I have to wait for the stars to align at exactly the right time and see a specialist who can diagnose adult autism.

That said, conservatives took the poisoned pawn here, there will be delicious fallout in the future.

[Fujikoma]

Chances are republicans are so hesitant to throw trump under the bus because he has all the epstien dirt on them. I mean, they can do it, but that time they slept with a 14 year old girl is going to come back to haunt them. That's literally the only reason I can see for them having their head so far wedged up their own ass it comes out their mouth.

[Doktor Howl]

It would be nice if the Republican party realized that they've hitched their wagon to a sinking ship, and that it was time to throw Trump under the bus.

..the ship is sinking like a deck of cards, right? ...right?

Sorry, it is against my religion to tell people they're going to be okay when they're doomed.

There is no good end to this.

"I know the game is rigged, but it's the only game in town."
~ Canada Bill Jones

[Doktor Howl]

Chances are republicans are so hesitant to throw trump under the bus because he has all the epstien dirt on them. I mean, they can do it, but that time they slept with a 14 year old girl is going to come back to haunt them. That's literally the only reason I can see for them having their head so far wedged up their own ass it comes out their mouth.

Balls.  It doesn't require that level of ick, whether or not that level of ick exists.  Trump is simply giving them everything they want and 10% more on top of that.

[chaotic neutral observer]

It would be nice if the Republican party realized that they've hitched their wagon to a sinking ship, and that it was time to throw Trump under the bus.

..the ship is sinking like a deck of cards, right? ...right?

Sorry, it is against my religion to tell people they're going to be okay when they're doomed.

There is no good end to this.

"I know the game is rigged, but it's the only game in town."
~ Canada Bill Jones

Damocles had it easy.
If we can't fix it, is there a way to make it break faster?  This waiting is becoming tedious.

[Doktor Howl]

It would be nice if the Republican party realized that they've hitched their wagon to a sinking ship, and that it was time to throw Trump under the bus.

..the ship is sinking like a deck of cards, right? ...right?

Sorry, it is against my religion to tell people they're going to be okay when they're doomed.

There is no good end to this.

"I know the game is rigged, but it's the only game in town."
~ Canada Bill Jones

Damocles had it easy.
If we can't fix it, is there a way to make it break faster?  This waiting is becoming tedious.

This is why I took the job I took in June.

If humans can't behave, they must go down the stairs.

[Cain]

Please stand by the stairs.

[The Johnny]

"The year is 2024, the new season of Celebrity Apprentice has opened.

The representatives of all duchies compete for the position of apprentice to God-Emperor Trump, all competing to secure a month's supply of fresh water for their barren wasteland of a territory. They come from a wide variety of fields in the media: lawyers, publicists, reality television, BlackWater, I.C.E. and professional tumbleweed hunters..."

[Bruno]

So, if somehow Trump and Pence were removed from office, wouldn't Pelosi then become president?

If so, then would she also likely be the Democratic nominee for the 2020 election?

[Cain]

Yes and possibly, though I dare say she probably has more political clout in continuing as Speaker of the House. Presidents only last 8 years, how long has she been in the House of Representatives now?

[Bruno]

Since 1987, if Wikipedia can be trusted.

Even if she didn't run in 2020, there will likely be armed protests, rioting in the streets, and right-wing terrorist attacks galore if she personally evicts the two of them, and takes Trump's seat.

Add to that the strong possibility of a recession and possibly a major global financial meltdown, and 2020 would be shaping up to be everything that y2k and 2012 promised and more.

I guess I should get started building my bean fort.

[Fujikoma]

I don't think it would be wise for Pelosi to take that job, but rather, nominate someone else. This shit is real and it's happening. It's going to be one hell of a ride, boys and girls, buckle up.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I don't think it would be wise for Pelosi to take that job, but rather, nominate someone else. This shit is real and it's happening. It's going to be one hell of a ride, boys and girls, buckle up.

She can't nominate someone to jump the line of succession, it's built into the constitution. She would be abhorrently moronic to run for the seat while holding it in that capacity though.

[Fujikoma]

Yeah, she has a shitload more power where she is right now... and if they did swear her in as president, there would definitely be a bunch of butthurt little boys who would step up their foolishness. The next election seems like it can't come soon enough, but let's give Trump and Pence a few more nails for their coffin, since they're so industrious about it.

[Doktor Howl]

Since 1987, if Wikipedia can be trusted.

Even if she didn't run in 2020, there will likely be armed protests, rioting in the streets, and right-wing terrorist attacks galore if she personally evicts the two of them, and takes Trump's seat.

Good.