General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Doktor Howl]

In response, Trump threatened "the person" who he said gave information to the whistleblower as he spoke at a private event in New York with staff from the U.S. mission to the United Nations.

"I want to know who's the person, who's the person who gave the whistleblower the information? Because that's close to a spy," Trump said. "You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart? Right? The spies and treason, we used to handle it a little differently than we do now."

https://www.apnews.com/cce1f1146f924609912a032c61fd067c

[Bu🤠ns]

Chances are republicans are so hesitant to throw trump under the bus because he has all the epstien dirt on them. I mean, they can do it, but that time they slept with a 14 year old girl is going to come back to haunt them. That's literally the only reason I can see for them having their head so far wedged up their own ass it comes out their mouth.

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It would be nice if the Republican party realized that they've hitched their wagon to a sinking ship, and that it was time to throw Trump under the bus.

..the ship is sinking like a deck of cards, right? ...right?

People have certainly been telling me it is..... for the last 3 years.

Can't jump ship when you're chained to it.

FBI director James Comey has now told Congress new details of the Republican prong of those political intrusions, which US intelligence now believe were carried out by the Russian government: The attackers penetrated GOP organizations, and also stole Republican National Committee emails, albeit ones less current than those stolen from the DNC.

"They would certainly target Republicans if there is a chance of a Republican becoming president, which obviously there is," Schiff said. "They would also target Republicans that would influence the next president, and they would also target people with the interest in disrupting [the election] or sowing discord."

DNI Official Refuses to Tell Senator Graham if His Conversations with Foreign Leaders were Monitored

[Bruno]

Since 1987, if Wikipedia can be trusted.

Even if she didn't run in 2020, there will likely be armed protests, rioting in the streets, and right-wing terrorist attacks galore if she personally evicts the two of them, and takes Trump's seat.

Good.

I'm not seeing a downside here, personally. I'm just saying, you know... bean forts. Get one now while you still can.

Also: JAW HARP.

If I suddenly find myself in the middle of an idiot apocalypse and I'm just standing there with no jawharp to set the mood, I'm gonna feel pretty foolish.

[Bruno]

GET YOUR BODY READY!

DON'T BE CAUGHT UNPREPARED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvFpmE35sg

[Fujikoma]

Haha, this is great, it really IS the apocolypse and we're just trying to treat it like it's business as usual. Yeah, in a few weeks we'll realize it isn't working.

[Doktor Howl]

Russian heckling:

https://apnews.com/cd2d1f8ba4cb4caeaba690ff87cca225

[hooplala]

If I suddenly find myself in the middle of an idiot apocalypse

Well...

[Bruno]

If I suddenly find myself in the middle of an idiot apocalypse

Well...

I don't think we've reached the middle, yet. Or at least not the part where yahoos are hoot'n and shoot'n in the streets. Thats when the jaw harps should come out, IMHO.

[rong]

I always thought it was "jew's harp"

[Bruno]

It goes by many names. I think "jaw harp" is the most common. I'm not sure which came first.

[LMNO]

I always thought it was "jew's harp"

It is sometimes called that, but the etymology is sketchy enough that it's best not to.

[Bruno]

According to wikipedia, one of it's many names is "trump".


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew%27s_harp#History


I don't even know what to do with that information.

[rong]

This is important.

This means something.

[Bruno]

GET THIS TO QANON, STAT!

[hooplala]

I always thought it was "jew's harp"

Big surprise.