General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

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FREEDOM GAS

[Doktor Howl]

FREEDOM GAS

Every time I hear that, I cringe so hard I prolapse.

[Cain]

It's like they heard of Freedom Fries and went "hold my beer".

[Doktor Howl]

It's like they heard of Freedom Fries and went "hold my beer".

It's the un-ironic Orwellism that makes my teeth itch.

I am waiting for Freedom Cuffs.

[Cain]

Trump probably wants freedom from gas, looking at him. There's an indigestion disaster waiting to happen.

[Fujikoma]

The likeness of him in Alabama recently got some freedom from gas. Too bad they didn't mistakenly hit the wrong large orange thing.

[Bu🤠ns]

Rudy Giuliani is reportedly considering launching his own impeachment podcast that would essentially provide his side of the story. According to CNN, Giuliani was overheard discussing details of the podcast with an unidentified woman at a New York City restaurant Saturday—including recording dates, release dates, logo design, and the process of distributing the podcast on iTunes and other platforms.

The former New York mayor and current Trump lawyer reportedly said he'd hope the podcast would have four or five episodes "to analyze the impeachment in every aspect," and seemed to want to have four episodes completed before a prospective Senate trial.

Quick! SOMEBODY CALL CASPER MATTERESS!!!

[Doktor Howl]

Rudy Giuliani is reportedly considering launching his own impeachment podcast that would essentially provide his side of the story. According to CNN, Giuliani was overheard discussing details of the podcast with an unidentified woman at a New York City restaurant Saturday—including recording dates, release dates, logo design, and the process of distributing the podcast on iTunes and other platforms.

The former New York mayor and current Trump lawyer reportedly said he'd hope the podcast would have four or five episodes "to analyze the impeachment in every aspect," and seemed to want to have four episodes completed before a prospective Senate trial.

Quick! SOMEBODY CALL CASPER MATTERESS!!!

Oh, this is PRICELESS.   

[Doktor Howl]

And then Junior managed to piss off his dad's base.

https://apnews.com/f1afff0c4f654a91bc72621c13445e81

[Doktor Howl]

PUD RUNNING FOR THE BORDER, JOHN BOLTON WAITING IN THE WINGS.

https://apnews.com/5c51f1fe7c524c699d20471a3cf92dc6

[Fujikoma]

Welp.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-impeachment-inquiry/pentagon-official-testifies-trump-directed-freeze-aid-ukraine-n1080256

The density of some of the minds on the face of this country are coming dangerously close to collapsing in on themselves. Or maybe they did a long time ago and I failed to notice.

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Today is like a swirling whirlpool of poop that keeps acting like it's about to flush, but just barely dodges the next turn.

The only outcomes are it goes down, the toilet clogs, or BOTH.

[Junkenstein]

It's like they heard of Freedom Fries and went "hold my beer".

It's the un-ironic Orwellism that makes my teeth itch.

I am waiting for Freedom Cuffs.

Liberty bracelets.

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No, there's an extra layer of awareness there that these people lack. "Freedom cuffs" is on point. They hate liberty, you see, and they have a different idea of freedom from you and I. And cuffs are something that keeps freedom flowing from the powerless to the powerful.

[Doktor Howl]

https://apnews.com/dfd0f9d6c9014084aa7d0f0cdb466636

Mulvaney will be in prison by 2021.  You heard it here first.