General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Cain]

Unfortunately, Trump loyalists have also envisioned a 2020 primary run against him, which is why they have been busy rigging the mechanisms to prevent people from doing that.

[Doktor Howl]

I would vote for Dok. "We're all gonna die so fuck it! 2020 apocalypse ftw bitches!!!"

TBH Romney is one of the few republicans who hasn't got shit on his hands from this blatant disgrace. Who would've thought some fat-ass blow-hard could come in and make this douche look squeeky clean by contrast?

EDIT: If you ever DO run for president, Dok, I got no job and nothing to do if you need some volunteer labor. Mental disabilities tend to free up one's schedule once everyone realizes it's not going to mysteriously get better someday.

Can you yell "FUCK YOU!" and "SHUT UP!" at reporters like you mean it?

[Doktor Howl]

Unfortunately, Trump loyalists have also envisioned a 2020 primary run against him, which is why they have been busy rigging the mechanisms to prevent people from doing that.

I had noticed that, but it isn't unprecedented, IIRC.

[altered]

I would vote for Dok. "We're all gonna die so fuck it! 2020 apocalypse ftw bitches!!!"

TBH Romney is one of the few republicans who hasn't got shit on his hands from this blatant disgrace. Who would've thought some fat-ass blow-hard could come in and make this douche look squeeky clean by contrast?

EDIT: If you ever DO run for president, Dok, I got no job and nothing to do if you need some volunteer labor. Mental disabilities tend to free up one's schedule once everyone realizes it's not going to mysteriously get better someday.

Can you yell "FUCK YOU!" and "SHUT UP!" at reporters like you mean it?

Oh MAN if you need TWO lunatics I can yell FUCK YOU and I have the kind of yell that puts people on their heels and causes dogs to run away, and I never get to use it

[Doktor Howl]

I would vote for Dok. "We're all gonna die so fuck it! 2020 apocalypse ftw bitches!!!"

TBH Romney is one of the few republicans who hasn't got shit on his hands from this blatant disgrace. Who would've thought some fat-ass blow-hard could come in and make this douche look squeeky clean by contrast?

EDIT: If you ever DO run for president, Dok, I got no job and nothing to do if you need some volunteer labor. Mental disabilities tend to free up one's schedule once everyone realizes it's not going to mysteriously get better someday.

Can you yell "FUCK YOU!" and "SHUT UP!" at reporters like you mean it?

Oh MAN if you need TWO lunatics I can yell FUCK YOU and I have the kind of yell that puts people on their heels and causes dogs to run away, and I never get to use it

I need enough lunatics to issue smack downs at other people's rallies.  Not equal numbers, necessarily.  If you hit an unprepared crowd in a fast-moving wedge, you can count on the chaos to act as an equalizer.

[Fujikoma]

I would vote for Dok. "We're all gonna die so fuck it! 2020 apocalypse ftw bitches!!!"

TBH Romney is one of the few republicans who hasn't got shit on his hands from this blatant disgrace. Who would've thought some fat-ass blow-hard could come in and make this douche look squeeky clean by contrast?

EDIT: If you ever DO run for president, Dok, I got no job and nothing to do if you need some volunteer labor. Mental disabilities tend to free up one's schedule once everyone realizes it's not going to mysteriously get better someday.

Can you yell "FUCK YOU!" and "SHUT UP!" at reporters like you mean it?

SHUT, UP YOU USELESS FUCKWIT! GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A SANDWICH SO I CAN BITE IT OFF! AND FURTHERMORE, FUCK YOU!

Just no cabinet positions or anything, I don't want to walk into that given past embarrassments.

[altered]

I, on the other hand, will take cabinet positions too, because I'll hire advisors who know their shit, and will ask them to help me figure out policy positions based not on how things Should Be but on how people will react.

[Doktor Howl]

Ever see an actual kiss of death?  Well, you have now.

https://apnews.com/9ff37e5449b14f5e8084b2a391adf9f2

[Cain]

In other news, Bolton has recently fired up his Twitter account, with a teasing promise to "stay tuned".

This story also just dropped https://www.thedailybeast.com/john-bolton-allies-cut-out-three-amigos-for-direct-line-of-communication-to-ukraine?ref=wrap

[Doktor Howl]

In other news, Bolton has recently fired up his Twitter account, with a teasing promise to "stay tuned".

This story also just dropped https://www.thedailybeast.com/john-bolton-allies-cut-out-three-amigos-for-direct-line-of-communication-to-ukraine?ref=wrap

This is getting more and more funny.

And just like Nixon, Trump snatched disaster from the jaws of triumph because he was too damn paranoid.

[altered]

Unlike Nixon, I think Trump has the stones to bring EVERYONE down with him.

If he comes out with one single solitary black mark on his reputation, he'll torch the place. Mark my fucking words.

[Doktor Howl]

Unlike Nixon, I think Trump has the stones to bring EVERYONE down with him.

If he comes out with one single solitary black mark on his reputation, he'll torch the place. Mark my fucking words.

You're not wrong.

[Doktor Howl]

https://apnews.com/f836decb6f2444fcb897df27279aa345

But he repeated his assertion that Ukrainians might have hacked the Democratic National Committee's network in 2016 and framed Russia for the crime, a theory his own advisers have dismissed.

[Cain]

This was a conspiracy theory invented by the Russians btw. It's literally Russian agitprop.

[Doktor Howl]

This was a conspiracy theory invented by the Russians btw. It's literally Russian agitprop.

That just improves their score, I'd say.