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General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Juana

#3585
February 01, 2020, 10:42:00 PM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

#3586
February 01, 2020, 10:49:48 PM
Maybe adding "one leader" at the end would have been too obvious?

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#3587
February 03, 2020, 01:36:30 AM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on January 28, 2020, 09:15:48 PM
I mean, I don't really believe in all that bible stuff, but you have to admit he does have a lot of the properties of the antichrist and/or the devil

For example, the constant talk by his supporters about how Trump speaks from his heart is reminiscent of John 8:44

You people are from your father, the devil, and you want to do what your father desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not uphold the truth, because there is no truth in him. Whenever he lies, he speaks according to his own nature, because he is a liar and the father of lies.

Also Revelation 13:3 states that the beast will be wounded in the head, which could refer to Trump's dementia
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a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

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He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

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Doktor Howl

#3588
February 03, 2020, 02:02:02 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 01, 2020, 07:48:09 PM


You can't make this kind of shit up.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3589
February 03, 2020, 02:04:20 PM
Molon Lube

Cain

#3590
February 03, 2020, 02:16:17 PM
It sounded better in the original German.

Doktor Howl

#3591
February 03, 2020, 03:01:35 PM
https://twitter.com/travisakers/status/1224172511732076545

AND YA DON'T STOP!

(The Kansas City Chiefs are from Kansas City, Missouri.)
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3592
February 03, 2020, 07:01:15 PM
More pointless harm for its own sake.

https://apnews.com/65965ca6d9958978a12e243e2dbe2017
Molon Lube

Juana

#3593
February 05, 2020, 07:27:24 PM
Jesus fuck. I hope the military elects not to use that but I'm not holding my breath.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

#3594
February 05, 2020, 07:40:47 PM
Quote from: Juana on February 05, 2020, 07:27:24 PM
Jesus fuck. I hope the military elects not to use that but I'm not holding my breath.

Nobody on this Earth hates landmines more than the infantry, but doctrine is written by senior officers who wish to have a celebrity seat at Morton Thiekol when they retire.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3595
February 05, 2020, 08:19:30 PM
Who would have thought that here, at the end of all things, Mitt Romney would be a functional biped for the first time in his life?

https://apnews.com/93c85dcfb0e6b2185391965e77ebea51
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3596
February 05, 2020, 08:20:18 PM
This fucks up my comfortable ideas about redemption.   :argh!:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#3597
February 05, 2020, 08:23:12 PM
He's making a bold wager that in 2028, Trump voters will be somewhat embarrassed with what they did in 2016-2024, and take another swing as a supposedly "Principled Republican" candidate.

altered

#3598
February 05, 2020, 08:23:33 PM
Huh.

I'm not surprised so much that he would do this as I am that he actually truly holds his convictions. That's a rarity no matter who we're talking about, let alone once we single out politicians.

He legitimately cares about his beliefs. Well, fuck.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#3599
February 05, 2020, 08:33:35 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 05, 2020, 08:23:12 PM
He's making a bold wager that in 2028, Trump voters will be somewhat embarrassed with what they did in 2016-2024, and take another swing as a supposedly "Principled Republican" candidate.

He's probably correct, but it also assumes people will still be voting by then.
Molon Lube
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