General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

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Well.

[Doktor Howl]

https://apple.news/AFtAY_jytTpabMY-vsIXxNQ

Well.

William Barr is gonna William Barr.

[Junkenstein]

Is it just me or does this "transition to greatness" ring of "promotion to glory"?

[Bu🤠ns]

[Doktor Howl]

Then there's this clown, who starts out like a tough guy and ends up mush-mouthing like the punk he is.

Also, 1976 wants its jacket back.

https://apnews.com/338e462b1dde54e926ef4b637b406be7

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Then there's this clown, who starts out like a tough guy and ends up mush-mouthing like the punk he is.

Also, 1976 wants its jacket back.

https://apnews.com/338e462b1dde54e926ef4b637b406be7

I guess they don't make the Sturmabteilung the way they used to...???

[Doktor Howl]

Then there's this clown, who starts out like a tough guy and ends up mush-mouthing like the punk he is.

Also, 1976 wants its jacket back.

https://apnews.com/338e462b1dde54e926ef4b637b406be7

I guess they don't make the Sturmabteilung the way they used to...???

This is the Ford Focus of cowboy groups.

LMNO could beat the shit out of all of them before breakfast.

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LMNO and these guys isn't a fair comparison. He was willing to throw down over horses in Boston. These guys have ugly mustaches and probably drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.

[Doktor Howl]

LMNO and these guys isn't a fair comparison. He was willing to throw down over horses in Boston. These guys have ugly mustaches and probably drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.

Fair?  What is this "fair"? 

Exterminate the scum.

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Fair is for comparisons: you can't weigh something you can pick up one handed if the other side of the scales is holding a life sized lead statue of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs's balls.

Fair doesn't apply outside of comparisons, because comparisons are about finding similarities and differences. But now it is time to just simply stomp and kick and bite, and the only differences worth consideration are hardness of tooth and bone.

[Doktor Howl]

Fair is for comparisons: you can't weigh something you can pick up one handed if the other side of the scales is holding a life sized lead statue of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs's balls.

Fair doesn't apply outside of comparisons, because comparisons are about finding similarities and differences. But now it is time to just simply stomp and kick and bite, and the only differences worth consideration are hardness of tooth and bone.

woop woop

[Cramulus]

"I don't say that in the physical sense, and I can already see where the videos getting edited where it says I want to go murder Democrats. No," Griffin continued. "I say that in the political sense because the Democrat agenda and policy is anti-American right now."

I like the idea that 50%+ of the American voting bloc is anti-American

if it were true, it would be a great north star for politicians.


VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL BE THE FINAL AMERICAN PRESIDENT

[LMNO]

LMNO and these guys isn't a fair comparison. He was willing to throw down over horses in Boston. These guys have ugly mustaches and probably drive Jeep Grand Cherokees.

Stephen Stills called. He wants his jacket back.

[The Johnny]

Then there's this clown, who starts out like a tough guy and ends up mush-mouthing like the punk he is.

Also, 1976 wants its jacket back.

https://apnews.com/338e462b1dde54e926ef4b637b406be7

Wow, all these uses of sarcasm by your president and metaphor by some county commissioner are so advanced and nuanced, that to us foreigners due to our bad grasp of american culture, would seem that they were actually being literal!

[Doktor Howl]

Then there's this clown, who starts out like a tough guy and ends up mush-mouthing like the punk he is.

Also, 1976 wants its jacket back.

https://apnews.com/338e462b1dde54e926ef4b637b406be7

Wow, all these uses of sarcasm by your president and metaphor by some county commissioner are so advanced and nuanced, that to us foreigners due to our bad grasp of american culture, would seem that they were actually being literal!

It's passive aggressive stochastic terrorism, and we're running out of adjectives.