General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[POFP]

What a /day/.

Trump and Melania tested positive for COVID.

I'm feeling a little bit of hope. Not much. Just a bit.

[Rev Thwack]

if Hope Hicks really was the plague rat that infected Trump, I'm going to have to send her a nice thank you gift. Maybe a fruit basket.

[Cramulus]

maybe a nobel prize

[Faust]

If he survives this, and assumes he is immune, he is going to cancel all restrictions, because he'll be fine

[LMNO]

If he survives this, and assumes he is immune, he is going to cancel all restrictions, because he'll be fine

This is what scares me the most.

[Bruno]

Also, he could be faking it. I mean, he has lied before.

[Doktor Howl]

I am not the kind of person who feels any sort of glee when bad things happen to my enemies.



Okay, I was lying.

[Doktor Howl]

if Hope Hicks really was the plague rat that infected Trump, I'm going to have to send her a nice thank you gift. Maybe a fruit basket.

Very much this.

[Bruno]

Yes indeed.

[Cain]

Photograph of the White House and Senate Republicans convening to discuss their Supreme Court nomination pick, September 2020

[chaotic neutral observer]

Interim list of people who attended Trump's announcement of his Supreme Court pick, and have since caught the plague:

Donald Trump
Melania Trump
Bill Stepien (Campaign manager)
Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT)
Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC)
Rev. John Jenkins (University of Notre Dame President)
Kellyanne Conway

Ironically, the infection of those two senators may impair Barrett's confirmation. 

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/02/politics/mike-lee-tests-positive-covid/index.html

[Junkenstein]

Thoughts and prayers are with the virus during this difficult time.

[Doktor Howl]

McEny has the plague.

[Bruno]

Stephen Miller has it.

[Doktor Howl]

Stephen Miller has it.

woop