General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[LMNO]

The only important thing that happened at the VP debate.

[Doktor Howl]

The only important thing that happened at the VP debate.

Also the bleeding eyeball thing.

[altered]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/08/politics/fbi-plot-michigan-governor-gretchen-whitmer/index.html

Have a read.

[The Johnny]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/08/politics/fbi-plot-michigan-governor-gretchen-whitmer/index.html

Have a read.

"Wolverine Watchmen" 

[Cain]

I read the court documents directly.

This was seriously planned out, and still operational as of last week. Also, the guy selling bombs is always an undercover FBI agent.

[Doktor Howl]

I read the court documents directly.

This was seriously planned out, and still operational as of last week. Also, the guy selling bombs is always an undercover FBI agent.

Always and without exception.  But it ALWAYS WORKS.

[Bruno]

The local sheriff thinks maybe they didn't do anything wrong.

https://www.fox17online.com/news/local-news/michigan/man-charged-in-plot-to-kidnap-whitmer-shared-stage-with-west-michigan-sheriff-at-rally

[Cain]

I read the court documents directly.

This was seriously planned out, and still operational as of last week. Also, the guy selling bombs is always an undercover FBI agent.

Always and without exception.  But it ALWAYS WORKS.

Admittedly, these guy's OPSEC could use a little work. "Hey, welcome to the Planning Felonies Discussion, I'm glad to see some new faces here" is not a great opener. Nor is operating on the honor system when it comes to trusting that people are not wearing wires. Fuck that, I do cavity searches on my friends when they start discussing pirating movies in my presence.

The local sheriff thinks maybe they didn't do anything wrong.

https://www.fox17online.com/news/local-news/michigan/man-charged-in-plot-to-kidnap-whitmer-shared-stage-with-west-michigan-sheriff-at-rally

Well, it is hard to say whether planning a kidnapping, arson and murder is actually illegal, per se. And they call liberals "moral relativists", hah.

[The Johnny]

Well, it is hard to say whether planning a kidnapping, arson and murder is actually illegal, per se. And they call liberals "moral relativists", hah.

Well, monkey see monkey do, it was about a month ago when the feds were kidnapping and beating up protesters without any due process or legal basis... Illegal? Yes. Allowed without prosecution? Sometimes.

[Trivial]

Some article I read predicted Trump will crash around the 21st due to the course of drugs he's on being stopped. Here's hoping.

[Fujikoma]

It would be nice if he stopped shitting on twitter for ten minutes, much less a couple days.

[Fujikoma]

It would be like, newsflash! The president has stopped tweeting racist bullshit. Maybe he's dead?

[Fujikoma]

Then we get Pence, the guy with the fly on his head.

EDIT: That was hillarious to watch actually, a friend and I were laughing our asses off about how stupid it was but damnit, that fly put on a better performance than Mike Pence.

[Fujikoma]

We wanted to see Trump talk out his asshole for a little while longer, but now he can't since he's sick as fuck. I hope he dies truth be told, but the very destiny of our nation is at stake, for four years or so, then the republicans start puking shit out their asses again. Pence got his ass handed to him by Kamalah Harris... nothing to be ashamed of but he was literally, not prepared, and managed to get a fly stuck to his scalp.

[Doktor Howl]

We wanted to see Trump talk out his asshole for a little while longer, but now he can't since he's sick as fuck. I hope he dies truth be told, but the very destiny of our nation is at stake, for four years or so, then the republicans start puking shit out their asses again. Pence got his ass handed to him by Kamalah Harris... nothing to be ashamed of but he was literally, not prepared, and managed to get a fly stuck to his scalp.

Pence did better than I expected, but I didn't expect much.