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Unlimited Brazilian Hilarity Thread

Started by Sano, November 26, 2016, 04:55:10 PM

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The Wizard Joseph

#30
November 30, 2016, 09:41:25 PM
Quote from: Sano on November 30, 2016, 08:11:59 PM
Tl;dr: Brazil's been in the Weird Times since the 1500s, y'all are just catching up.

EDIT: I could probably make a rant about how brazilians will be the world's heralds for the Strange Times. Don't believe me? One of the latest news is that drug dealers dyed pink the cocaine they sold for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#31
November 30, 2016, 09:45:11 PM
Quote from: Sano on November 30, 2016, 08:11:59 PM
Tl;dr: Brazil's been in the Weird Times since the 1500s, y'all are just catching up.

EDIT: I could probably make a rant about how brazilians will be the world's heralds for the Strange Times. Don't believe me? One of the latest news is that drug dealers dyed pink the cocaine they sold for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Junkenstein

#32
November 30, 2016, 11:04:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 30, 2016, 09:45:11 PM
Quote from: Sano on November 30, 2016, 08:11:59 PM
Tl;dr: Brazil's been in the Weird Times since the 1500s, y'all are just catching up.

EDIT: I could probably make a rant about how brazilians will be the world's heralds for the Strange Times. Don't believe me? One of the latest news is that drug dealers dyed pink the cocaine they sold for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:



That's the best bit of marketing I've heard of this decade.
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Sano

#33
December 01, 2016, 12:32:59 AM
Drug dealer spends 120 thousand reais to build a motel... inside the jail he was imprisoned at.

Of course another 70 thousand were spent as bribes for the jail's manager, who helped him negotiate with the constrution firm. Apparently the whole thing was up in 20 days.



I could spend whole weeks looking for this kind of news and not scratch the surface.
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East Coast Hustle

#34
December 01, 2016, 08:50:08 AM
I think I have a crush on Brazil. :lulz:
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#35
December 01, 2016, 07:48:18 PM
Quote from: Sano on December 01, 2016, 12:32:59 AM
Drug dealer spends 120 thousand reais to build a motel... inside the jail he was imprisoned at.

Of course another 70 thousand were spent as bribes for the jail's manager, who helped him negotiate with the constrution firm. Apparently the whole thing was up in 20 days.



I could spend whole weeks looking for this kind of news and not scratch the surface.

:lulz: :lulz:
that's hilarious and amazing---
but how did he have it built inside the jail?

Junkenstein

#36
December 01, 2016, 08:54:34 PM
I'm guessing an exercise yard or field was sectioned off.

Sano, keep it coming. This is great stuff.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Sano

#37
December 01, 2016, 11:47:55 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 01, 2016, 08:54:34 PM
I'm guessing an exercise yard or field was sectioned off.

Sano, keep it coming. This is great stuff.

Exactly. It was a jail in the interior of Brazil, so presumably there was a lot of open space.

Someone tried to assault their neighbour with a big knife and "wolverine-like claws" in Juiz de Fora. There is an image in the news source if you want to see it: http://www.surrealista.com.br/2016/11/wolverine-mineiro-e-preso-tentando-agredir-vizinho-com-garras-de-metal/
Everything comes to an end, reader. It is an old truism to which may be added that not everything that lasts, lasts for long. This latter part is not readily admitted; on the contrary the idea that an air castle lasts longer than the very air of which it is made is hard to get out of a person's head, and this is fortunate, otherwise the custom of making those almost eternal constructions might be lost.
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