Author Topic: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD  (Read 4256 times)

NeonWytch

  • Her antics and taste in porn is well
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 1184
  • Stop that.
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2017, 06:52:02 pm »
ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS
Imbue me with the strength
to cause social change
via molotov cocktail
A wise man once said "What was that? I couldn't hear you."

Goddess Eris

  • Maybe an actual Goddess
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 2017
  • Dropped my snack, but it was clearly labelled!
    • View Profile
ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2017, 02:06:35 am »
NoLeDeMiel, u good homie

expect their reply in the usual way... you'll know what I mean

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

IPunchNazis

  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 1139
  • STFU
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2017, 04:01:04 pm »
hi Eris, do you run the forum?

bugmenоt

  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 4035
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2017, 11:28:27 am »
Eris. The last time I shouted out your name loud, my beard caught fire. Was there some spiritual meaning behind this or did you just want to remind me you were able to?

the Tart

  • Known
  • *
  • Posts: 70
  • SPAGNIFICENT
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2017, 08:11:57 pm »
Well this went exactly where I expected it to, so I'm going to declare the thread closed pending an event worthy of re-opening it.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk



Weltburger
Weltburger
Weltburger
Weltburger
Weltburger

Goddess Eris

  • Maybe an actual Goddess
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 2017
  • Dropped my snack, but it was clearly labelled!
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2018, 05:35:54 am »
HELLO MY CHILDREN

It seems like a good enough time as any to stir up more trouble—what towers are tumbling lately?

Incidentally, I'd like to clear up a common misconception... I wasn't jealous of not being invited to that lame party, because I totally crashed it anyway. They knew they couldn't keep me out! But anyway, these sticks in the mud are "afraid" of "me" when I'm "drunk"... so I snuck a boozed-up apple in the dang thang. It was clearly labelled FOR ME, but then these petty hussies assume it's a contest. Anyway, at that point they'd completely stopped paying attention to the libations table, and I had a nice show on my hands. I'd love to say I planned it, but really, I'm a go-with-the-flow kind of Goddess.

Emo Howard

  • Rooty Tooty Schadenfreude
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 33278
  • Personal Text
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #36 on: June 07, 2018, 09:10:18 am »
Dearest Eris;

Lately I have been having trouble waking up in the morning due to very compelling and pleasant dreams of murdering people.


What do?

Cramulus

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 131767
    • View Profile
    • Cramul.us
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #37 on: June 07, 2018, 12:18:05 pm »
Hail Eris:

Is it pronounced "eh ris" or "ee ris"?


Signed,

Your Cramulus

Goddess Eris

  • Maybe an actual Goddess
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 2017
  • Dropped my snack, but it was clearly labelled!
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2018, 03:51:20 pm »
It’s pronounced “Eeeeeer-ricky-ricky-row-ricky-ricky-rih-essssss” and as for that other nutjob... I dunno, go on a killing spree in My name or something? It’s not really my vibe but Kek’s been getting all that bloodshed lately, maybe there’s something to it.

Goddess Eris

  • Maybe an actual Goddess
  • Known & Noted
  • **
  • Posts: 2017
  • Dropped my snack, but it was clearly labelled!
    • View Profile
ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2018, 03:58:39 pm »
Note that at the moment of termination, you ought to shout “THIS IS FOR EEEEEER-RICKY-RICKY-ROW-RICKY-RICKY-RIH-EEEEEEESSSSSS!!!” like, battle cry style. It helps the soul juice get all up ins ya Goddess

Emo Howard

  • Rooty Tooty Schadenfreude
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 33278
  • Personal Text
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2018, 06:29:04 pm »
That's good. I like that.

Also, I was thinking arrow through the head, like the old Steve Martin routine.

bpseudopod

  • Known
  • *
  • Posts: 359
  • SPAG
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2018, 01:04:15 am »
Speaking of moments of tension, Eris, can I see your boobs?
I've been trying to incorporate your worship into my life more lately, and since I spend most of my time masturbating, I figure this is a good step.

The Wizard Joseph

  • Tryna transcend duality or whatever
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 50406
  • Product of Wisconsin
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2018, 12:25:55 pm »
Speaking of moments of tension, Eris, can I see your boobs?
I've been trying to incorporate your worship into my life more lately, and since I spend most of my time masturbating, I figure this is a good step.

 :batman:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

The Wizard Joseph

  • Tryna transcend duality or whatever
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 50406
  • Product of Wisconsin
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2018, 01:11:24 pm »
Sweet Eris
I don't want to see your boobs
I want to meet you in the Darkness
I want to taste and touch your vessel
I want to find your every secret spot
And linger on each in turn
Just long enough to not be boring
Just long enough to please
I want to hear in ecstasy the Voice
That brought kings and beggars to their knees
I want to find your apple brandy bottle
And turn it upside down
And drink it all too deeply
I want to feel your vessel hit the ground
And drag me down completely
And sweetly invoke your sins
One by one begin again and again
I want to leave you wondering
I want your mind well done
And never mind my qualities
And gosh writing this poem was fun
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

The Wizard Joseph

  • Tryna transcend duality or whatever
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 50406
  • Product of Wisconsin
    • View Profile
Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2018, 01:29:35 pm »
It’s pronounced “Eeeeeer-ricky-ricky-row-ricky-ricky-rih-essssss” and as for that other nutjob... I dunno, go on a killing spree in My name or something? It’s not really my vibe but Kek’s been getting all that bloodshed lately, maybe there’s something to it.

Kek waking up is just the beginning. I once had a chat with kukmhet, aka Nyx, while raising the spirits in an old Masonic graveyard around dusk. Kuk doesn't get out much, and the bloodshed in his name will be joined by others all too soon. The neo-mythic era and the fall of the Age of Reason are well on their way now. Magic such as it is never left the world, but new forms are even now coming to the forefront. The ancient and the very new are mixing up like a big old mythological smoothee. That folks are gonna die is sad, but folks die in car wrecks too and nobody stops driving in protest.

Kuk's cult has a bit of humor, but cannot appeal to most folks in the long term. It DOES draw countless idiots into the fold though. Your cult is insightful and funny, and suffers fools only somewhat, and doesn't actively recruit them... or anyone really. You either read it and Get It or you don't. Your body will endure and "Kek" will eventually be down for another nap. He's very old you know.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz: