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ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« on: November 29, 2016, 01:34:12 am »
It's MY thread and YOU CANT HAVE IT

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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2016, 01:38:46 am »



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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2016, 01:53:49 am »
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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2016, 02:32:36 am »
Did you happen to see my personal introductory reply a post of yours in the introduction thread?
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2016, 05:23:30 am »
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2016, 05:54:22 pm »
O Eris, can you please send some unsuspecting new blood to our forums?  For preference, someone who's not an unfunny fragile butterfly.  We keep getting those.
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2016, 06:03:02 pm »
O Eris, can you please send some unsuspecting new blood to our forums?  For preference, someone who's not an unfunny fragile butterfly.  We keep getting those.

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« Last Edit: November 29, 2016, 06:12:44 pm by The Good Reverend Roger »
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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2016, 07:29:20 pm »
dEAR eRIS. i HAVE BEEN GOOD. i WANT AN xBOXAND THE NEW cALL OF dUTY GAME AND A BIGSCREEN TV AND A PUPPY AND SOME KIND OF TECTONIC EVENT THAT SENDS A TSUNAMI AT THE uk ON OR AROUND MY BIRTHDAY WOULD BE SUPER KTHNXBAI
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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2016, 07:32:36 pm »
DERE ERUS,

EVERYTHING IS FINE.  YOU JUST KEEP DOING YOUR THING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2016, 08:24:09 pm »
Dear Eris,

Please let what happened in 2016 stay in 2016.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2016, 01:14:45 am »
Yes Wizard Joseph I did see your reply, and your application for the position of sycophant is currently being processed!!

Freeky - I'm working on it, look for my new album dropping entitled "My New Album Is Dropping" for a Shout Out to the PD forums (no relation to a similar single by a similar name)

PeNtAgRaM- the Tsunami is on its way but I'm pretty bad with dates and linear time, however expect both the Xbox and Big Screen Idiot Box to wash ashore straight from 1 Downing Street!!! It's the same Xbox Controller that Cameron used for drone strikes so consider eBaying that shit!!!!!

Roger and Nigel, you are good boys and will get something special from me in your stockings!!!!!


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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2016, 01:48:19 am »
*rubs hands together in weasely fashion*

But allow me to lead your cult of sycophantic followers to ever greater deeds in your name and ERIS shall be upon all lips, and all people will just act like they always knew it, even as they now pretend that trolling and many other deed that glorify your Words always was and shall be known to them. They shall all forget not knowing your names! Discordia your era has begun! The world waits ready like a to-go meal with your name already on it. Allow me to get that for you.

I need a new job anyway.
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Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2016, 07:40:31 pm »
Last time we talked I said I wanted to be blessed. Apparently I mumbled and you heard me say that I wanted two big breasts.

Can I give these back?

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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2016, 08:46:54 pm »
I can't even 9 tons of flax.
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Re: ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2016, 11:26:37 pm »

Roger and Nigel, you are good boys and will get something special from me in your stockings!!!!!


My primary emotional response upon reading this is fear.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.