POOR WHINY BABIES ELECTED FASCIST, NOW WHAT?

[PANGO!]

WHAT IS GOING, PIGS?

PANGO HEARS YOU HAVE MAKE THE ELECTION OF ACTUAL NAZI. SO MUCH FOR FREEDOM RIGHT? PANGO HAS ALWAYS KNOWN FREEDOM IS CODEWORD FOR "FUCK THOSE GUYS OVER THERE" OF COURSE, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE IS BEGINNING TO DAWN ON REST OF YOUR SWINE. IS ABOUT TIME, NO?

SO LOTS OF FEELINGS AND ANGER, SO MUCH BOOHOO AND WHAT ABOUT CIVILITY AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. LOOK, PANGO KNOW YOUR PAIN. PANGO WAS FASCIST BACK IN GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN FASCISTS CALL THEMSELVES FASCISTS. BUT IS NOT SO BAD. THIS CENTURY WAS LOOKING PRETTY BLAND TO BE HONEST. NOTHING BUT BRAND NEW SHITTY OLD IPHONE AND TED TALKS ABOUT EMOTIONS. LOTS OF MEDIOCRITY, NOT MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO. NOW IS TIME TO CELEBRATE! SURE, IS GOING TO HURT REAL BAD. SO WHAT? PAIN IS ONLY PAIN UNTIL YOU DIE, THEN IS SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM.

IF PANGO WAS YOU (THANK THE GENERALISSIMO HE IS NOT!), FEW THINGS MAYBE TO CONSIDER:

1. THIS NOT THE CENTURY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AT ALL, IS INSTEAD TIME FOR BLASTING SHIT OUT OF FILTHY CORRUPT HELLSCAPE YOU CALL CIVILIZATION. DO NOT FORGIVE. DO NOT TURN BACK. YES PANGO IS TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL EXPLOSIVES. NOT EVERYTHING IS METAPHOR YOU IVY-LEAGUE BRANIAC NERDS. TIME FOR THE GOOD SHIT.

2. DO NOT WAIT FOR ALLIES. ALLIES DO NOT EXISTING. MYTHICAL LIKE UNICORN OR NUANCED TRUMP VOTE. NOBODY GOING TO DRIVE YOU TO REVOLUTION. EITHER YOU HITCHHIKE OR YOU ARE TARGET. GET USED TO IT. MAYBE AFTER EVERYTHING IS ASH, THERE WILL BE TIME FOR CAMPFIRES. NOT TODAY.

3. GET BETTER BOOTS. YOUR BOOTS ARE WORTHLESS. VERY FANCY, VERY EXPENSIVE. WILL FALL APART FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE, EVEN FASTER THAN YOUR GELATIN RESOLVE YOU WILTY WALLFLOWERS. WILL NEED SOMETHING WITH STEEL TOES AND HIGH ANKLE. TAKE IT FROM VETERAN. ALSO HIGH QUALITY POLISH, TRUST PANGO.

4. TAKE OFF STUPID BERNIE SANDERS STICKER ON CAR. WHAT, IS LIKE DRIVING AROUND NAZI GERMANY WITH STAR OF DAVID ON BICYCLE. YES DON'T WORRY PANGO SURE AUTHORITIES WILL RESPECT STATEMENT OF SOLIDARITY. IDIOT. ALSO GET USED TO COMPARISONS WITH NAZI GERMANY. ONLY GOING TO INCREASE, AT LEAST AMONG HONEST PIGS.

5. GET LIFE INSURANCE POLICY. BIGGER THE BETTER. HOPE TO BE MOWN INTO FERTILIZER BEFORE ENTIRE ECONOMY COLLAPSES AND COMPANY STOPS PAYING OUT. WILL BE BETTER FOR YOUR LITTLE BABY SWINE. PAYS FOR CASKET. MAYBE PAY FOR HOUSE, IF HOUSE STILL STANDING BY THEN. SPEAKING OF BABY PIGS: STOP TEACHING THEM TO TATTLE ON BULLY. TEACH THEM PUNCH BULLY IN USELESS BALLS, AND THEN IF SUSPEND, PUNCH TEACHER IN USELESS SMARMY BALLS TOO. IS NOT TIME FOR RELYING ON INSTITUTIONS. EVERYTHING WILL FAIL.

PANGO HOPE YOU NOT TOO MUCH DISTRACTED FROM DAYTIME SOAP OPERAS AND BREITBART NEWS BY THIS NEWSFLASH, DELICATE LITTLE SMASHED UP ROSEBUDS. PLEASE, TAKE PANGO SERIOUS. ALSO ALTERNATIVE IS TAKE PANGO AS JOKEY HA HA THAT GUY SO SILLY, YEAH THAT WILL GO FAR IN GULAG YOU UNFORTUNATE SOUL.

HUMAN CIVILIZATION ALWAYS HAS BEEN MOSTLY FECES. NOW IS NUCLEAR FECES, SO, YOU KNOW, PANGO IS SURE YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT. EVERYTHING IS FINE. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT PANGO IS SURE. COOLER HEADS WILL PREVAIL. EVENTUALLY.

HAHAHA
PANGO OUT

[Salty]

As long as there are people like you out in the world, we'll survive.

[LMNO]

That reminds me... anyone hear from Enrico lately?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I heard he was busy building a wall and invoicing Trump

[Junkenstein]

As long as there are people like you out in the world, we'll survive.

This attitude will serve you well during PANGO 2024 election cycle.

Enrico is either being nominated to a cabinet position or being deported. Conflicting rumors make things unclear.

[Eater of Clowns]

IS PANGO

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PANGO!

[Ziegejunge]

THANKS PANGO!

[PANGO!]

ENRICO RIGHT NOW IS WORKING AS "BOUNCER" AT TRUMP TOWER. IF CAN'T JOIN THEM, BEAT THEM.

THERE WILL BE NO PANGO! 2024. WILL NOT EVEN BE 2024, MEAT STAINS. YOU KNOW SMELL WHEN REFRIGERATOR GOES BAD AND DON'T NOTICE FOR TWO WEEKS? THAT IS SMELL OF YOUR PLANET IN 2024. NOT PLEASANT. PANGO IS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

PANGO SOON SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS TO ESCAPE SHIPS. IS NO CON, TRUST PANGO. $100 CANADIAN PER TICKET. IS LEGITIMATE.

AT LEAST AS LEGITIMATE AS "FUTURE" OF HUMAN SPECIES.