Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar

[Cain]

It'd be a shame if it were somehow blown out the house by a freak gust of wind, then caught on fire, stamped on (to put the fire out) and then had its ashes poured down a drain.

So terrible.

[hooplala]

It'd be a shame if it were somehow blown out the house by a freak gust of wind, then caught on fire, stamped on (to put the fire out) and then had its ashes poured down a drain.

So terrible.

Tragic.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Today I learned the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called "Shelly's leg" and it was named after a dancer named Shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly%27s_Leg

This is very amazing and I can't believe I've never heard of it before!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is hanging in my mother-in-law's bathroom.

But it's okay, it's "cute" and "vintage-style". And if there's a problem, you should just grow up, according to a reliable source.

Holy shit.

WTF, white people?

[Bruno]

Living in the south, I'm surprised I don't see more of this kind of stuff. I remember years ago, I had an aunt and uncle that had those black "lawn jockeys" in their front yard. Even when I was a kid, i thought they were a bit odd.

I do see plenty of "rebel" flags, though. Lately I've noticed more trucks with large "rebel" flags, (and U.S. flags) in the bed.

It's disturbing some of the things people have nostalgia for.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This is hanging in my mother-in-law's bathroom.

But it's okay, it's "cute" and "vintage-style". And if there's a problem, you should just grow up, according to a reliable source.

Holy shit.

WTF, white people?

I'm at a loss. I'm also something like 900 miles away. My wife is visiting there and sent me the photo. I am unimpressed, even for this woman.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

This is hanging in my mother-in-law's bathroom.

But it's okay, it's "cute" and "vintage-style". And if there's a problem, you should just grow up, according to a reliable source.

Holy shit.

WTF, white people?

I'm at a loss. I'm also something like 900 miles away. My wife is visiting there and sent me the photo. I am unimpressed, even for this woman.

I want to call this "the racist-est towel" but I'm worried that doing so will invite the Universe to demonstrate that no, there is somehow an even more racist towel out there, and I don't think I could handle that.

[Cain]

That was probably a good idea.  For those who want to see.

[hooplala]

That was probably a good idea.  For those who want to see.

I like how she slipped "slavery" in there in a light font, so it wasn't as noticeable.

[Cain]

I think the things in black font are meant to be bad, because it also has "wants sharia law" and "safe spaces" in the same colour.  However, she probably means slavery to the pro-EU liberal agenda. 

Now you might say "plausible, but that's a bit of an assumption".  However, I didn't live too far from Corfe Castle and I know what people there are like.  I may not know her, but I almost certainly know people in her customer base.

Nice part of the country to go camping, though.

[Trivial]

My sister's husband thinks people are "planting bunnies" in the yard to mess with their dog.   

[hooplala]

My sister's husband thinks people are "planting bunnies" in the yard to mess with their dog.   

Thinks?

Convince him.

[Trivial]

My sister's husband thinks people are "planting bunnies" in the yard to mess with their dog.   

Thinks?

Convince him.

Their dachshund caught one and that's the conclusion that he came to.

[Trivial]

Chain to float in toilet also slipped out, he thinks someone broke into the house to mess with the toilet.

[hooplala]

My sister's husband thinks people are "planting bunnies" in the yard to mess with their dog.   

Thinks?

Convince him.

Their dachshund caught one and that's the conclusion that he came to.

If it were me, I would start planting evidence that people indeed planting bunnies.

Mind you, I'm a horrible bastard.