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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #135 on: May 12, 2018, 08:10:52 am »
Fuck pagans. When I do my duties for the gods, I do it proper like.

There has to be blood. And screaming.

And gigantic Goddamn Norwegians stuffed into mini Coopers.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #136 on: May 25, 2018, 08:48:42 pm »
1.  Who the hell are you, and how did you find this place?  You're a cop, right?  Yeah you are.  Or you're wearing a wire.  I can smell that shit, and you are most definitely some kind of spy for government agencies that never heard of us and wouldn't care if they did.  Fess up.
Chill, chill! Chill. Brad sent me. You know Brad, right? Brad's cool. He wouldn't have sent me if I wasn't cool, right?
Like most of the others, I read the PD, thought it was dank, then fucked off for like half a year being an edgelord. Then, I came back, read the BIP, and thought, "Huh." Then I fucked off for a couple more months and realized this place had a forum, and that evidently it was the only one that wasn't dead as a fish on a beach or on Facebook.

2.  Why on Earth would you join a religion that worships a Greek God...And not just ANY Greek God, but the one all the OTHER Greek Gods thought was a troublemaker?  You're just asking for it, you know.
I want it, baby. Give it to me like I'm a FinDom hooker and you're a rich businessman who uses his low self-esteem to get off.

3.  Do you know any good recipes?  Because we have a section for that, and I'm trying to learn to cook.
I already posted the only one I have, and it's by no means a good one. Good luck.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #137 on: May 25, 2018, 09:35:59 pm »
1.  Who the hell are you, and how did you find this place?  You're a cop, right?  Yeah you are.  Or you're wearing a wire.  I can smell that shit, and you are most definitely some kind of spy for government agencies that never heard of us and wouldn't care if they did.  Fess up.
Chill, chill! Chill. Brad sent me. You know Brad, right? Brad's cool. He wouldn't have sent me if I wasn't cool, right?
Like most of the others, I read the PD, thought it was dank, then fucked off for like half a year being an edgelord. Then, I came back, read the BIP, and thought, "Huh." Then I fucked off for a couple more months and realized this place had a forum, and that evidently it was the only one that wasn't dead as a fish on a beach or on Facebook.

2.  Why on Earth would you join a religion that worships a Greek God...And not just ANY Greek God, but the one all the OTHER Greek Gods thought was a troublemaker?  You're just asking for it, you know.
I want it, baby. Give it to me like I'm a FinDom hooker and you're a rich businessman who uses his low self-esteem to get off.

3.  Do you know any good recipes?  Because we have a section for that, and I'm trying to learn to cook.
I already posted the only one I have, and it's by no means a good one. Good luck.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #138 on: May 26, 2018, 01:43:33 pm »
Hi, new person!

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #139 on: June 17, 2018, 01:19:03 am »
Hi, Iím Puck, or Stephen, or something.  Iím sitting in my work vehicle while my coworker looks at a grenade someone found in a hole.  This is not what every day is like, but itís not as weird as I think it should be; I feel thereís something in that.  At least thereís good music on the radio.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #140 on: June 17, 2018, 04:49:37 am »
Hi, Iím Puck, or Stephen, or something.  Iím sitting in my work vehicle while my coworker looks at a grenade someone found in a hole.  This is not what every day is like, but itís not as weird as I think it should be; I feel thereís something in that.  At least thereís good music on the radio.

I think you and I will get along just fine.

Dok,
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"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #141 on: June 17, 2018, 05:28:28 pm »
Hi, Iím Puck, or Stephen, or something.  Iím sitting in my work vehicle while my coworker looks at a grenade someone found in a hole.  This is not what every day is like, but itís not as weird as I think it should be; I feel thereís something in that.  At least thereís good music on the radio.

I think you and I will get along just fine.

Dok,
Apollo 13 every day

I can work with that.  Also, the grenade turned out to be a light socket, so there's that.  Of course, this distinction took two hours to make, so I got a fair amount of reading done while the other schmucks did the hard work.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #142 on: June 17, 2018, 06:07:55 pm »
Hi, Iím Puck, or Stephen, or something.  Iím sitting in my work vehicle while my coworker looks at a grenade someone found in a hole.  This is not what every day is like, but itís not as weird as I think it should be; I feel thereís something in that.  At least thereís good music on the radio.

I think you and I will get along just fine.

Dok,
Apollo 13 every day

I can work with that.  Also, the grenade turned out to be a light socket, so there's that.  Of course, this distinction took two hours to make, so I got a fair amount of reading done while the other schmucks did the hard work.

Wait.

You're me.
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
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- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
- Me

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #143 on: June 17, 2018, 08:08:52 pm »
I refuse to get along with anyone who calls themselves "Puck." It's as bad as "Wolf something."
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #144 on: June 17, 2018, 09:43:57 pm »
Greetin's Wolfpuck Puckwolf
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #145 on: June 17, 2018, 11:10:19 pm »
Greetin's Wolfpuck Puckwolf

I might claim this.

I refuse to get along with anyone who calls themselves "Puck." It's as bad as "Wolf something."

And I refuse to get along with anyone who writes anything as beautiful and powerful as your ďTwo Steps Away From A War Zone!Ē  Ok, thatís a lie, I love your piece and I love you for writing it.  If you donít like my name, feel free to call me whatever you like and Iíll gladly ignore it if it doesnít suit me.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #146 on: June 17, 2018, 11:24:52 pm »
Damn you and your reasonableness  :argh!:
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #147 on: June 18, 2018, 01:17:52 am »
Damn you and your reasonableness  :argh!:

Itís a terrible character flaw, I know, but Iím working on improving.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #148 on: June 18, 2018, 06:16:00 am »
Damn you and your reasonableness  :argh!:

I feel ripped off.   :tgrr:
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #149 on: June 18, 2018, 06:37:53 pm »
New guy gets it.


Hi, new guy!


If youíre not a guy, hi, new sentient!

Edit: not that the only ďnon-guyĒ option is ďsentientĒ, I just...

The 21st century is hard.
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