Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party

[Faust]

There's less shitty ways to cool down the climate then fans, there are secret carbon scrubbers world wide now, not so much because they want to keep them a secret, but because people would complain about the costs.

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck your questions, I'm typing now so I'll turn it around and ask YOU a question.

Did you know that wind turbines are actually giant fans for cooling down the climate?

Also, why don't you answer me?

We don't answer you because we are the uncaring, faceless Mgt.

And wind turbines are how Richter cuts his way into alternate universes.  They are very sharp, very dangerous.  They are the katana of the bird world.

[Con-troll]

But can you weaponize storms with them? Sort of how building nuclear reactors everywhere makes schorched earth tactic much more effortless to pull off or dams are just a flood waiting to happen.

I'm pretty sure fuckushima accident was just all waveplants plugged in backwards in a right sequence+underwater nuke to throw off seismographs.

We don't answer you because we are the uncaring, faceless Mgt.

And wind turbines are how Richter cuts his way into alternate universes.  They are very sharp, very dangerous.  They are the katana of the bird world.

I forgot to leave my face at the door, should I take it off? I don't even know if I can take it off, the experience would probably make me a whole another person.

Also tell Richter his scale is busted, I can never get up to 23.

[Doktor Howl]

But can you weaponize storms with them? Sort of how building nuclear reactors everywhere makes schorched earth tactic much more effortless to pull off or dams are just a flood waiting to happen.

I'm pretty sure fuckushima accident was just all waveplants plugged in backwards in a right sequence+underwater nuke to throw off seismographs.

We don't answer you because we are the uncaring, faceless Mgt.

And wind turbines are how Richter cuts his way into alternate universes.  They are very sharp, very dangerous.  They are the katana of the bird world.

I forgot to leave my face at the door, should I take it off? I don't even know if I can take it off, the experience would probably make me a whole another person.

Also tell Richter his scale is busted, I can never get up to 23.

YOU tell him that.  This ain't my first BBQ.  The last guy that criticized Richter is still floating down from the troposphere like little gory potato chips.

[Con-troll]

If that's case, shouldn't we just trick some useful idiot to bring him the bad news, troposphere is getting increasingly risky place to spend your time in. I am not leaving my submarine until all the means of production are abolished...

U got useful idiots for sale by any chance?

[axod]

Check the Mars Bar.

[LMNO]

Also, why don't you answer me?

Because....

[Cain]

Also, why don't you answer me?

Look, YHVH demands a sacrificed bull before you get any answers.  We're letting you off easy, a sandwich will do as an offering.  A fancy one, of course, we do have standards.

[Faust]

A sacrificial kabab and a pint if you really want to win favor in the temple.

[LuciferX]

Yah

[The Wizard Joseph]

Yah

-CHOO
(Actually the secret name of God if done properly)

[LuciferX]

Yah

-CHOO
(Actually the secret name of God if done properly)

Blessed be the non-ending.

[LuciferX]

Oh, yeah, hey, PSA:
Pls. to disregard awkwardly placed emoticons like—
 
In my posts, it is not what you think it is.

[Smillsoid]

OK, OK, OK!!!

Is THIS the right place to introduce myself, for Eris' sake???!!!

I'm Smillsoid - a multi-instrumentalist composer from England.

I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very confused!!!

[chaotic neutral observer]

OK, OK, OK!!!

Is THIS the right place to introduce myself, for Eris' sake???!!!

Close enough.  Welcome!

I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very confused!!!

Admitting that is a good starting point.  Don't worry, it will get worse with time.