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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #255 on: May 02, 2019, 07:43:19 pm »
somethings in the water recently around here
recently?.~

A few oldtimers have returned recently. I expect Fred or Malachite to show next.

FRED!  I wonder what she's been up to.

No idea. Weird to think she would be in her 30s now.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #256 on: May 02, 2019, 08:04:43 pm »
Jesus Christ.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #257 on: May 02, 2019, 10:51:47 pm »
somethings in the water recently around here
recently?.~

Somebody pissed on the roof pool so i guess the scent attracted us like sharks to blood.  :fnord: :fap:
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #258 on: May 02, 2019, 11:21:19 pm »
But who counts as an old timer?
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #259 on: May 02, 2019, 11:41:48 pm »
somethings in the water recently around here
recently?.~

A few oldtimers have returned recently. I expect Fred or Malachite to show next.

FRED!  I wonder what she's been up to.

I spoke to her a couple of weeks ago.  She's having a rough go of things, but her spirits are still up.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #260 on: May 03, 2019, 01:36:34 am »
somethings in the water recently around here
recently?.~

Somebody pissed on the roof pool so i guess the scent attracted us like sharks to blood.  :fnord: :fap:
Sounds about right.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #261 on: May 03, 2019, 02:30:39 am »
I can turn the water green, behold the true extent of my evil power!

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #262 on: May 03, 2019, 07:21:30 pm »
Welcome back spags. I'm one of the others that arose from the pool-roof muck like a cheap b-movie swamp-thing imitation just to shower off and rejoin the 'living'.



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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #263 on: May 03, 2019, 10:06:36 pm »
Welcome back spags. I'm one of the others that arose from the pool-roof muck like a cheap b-movie swamp-thing imitation just to shower off and rejoin the 'living'.



This is the END TIMES. Right?


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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #264 on: May 03, 2019, 11:02:26 pm »
If Wade returns, I quit
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #265 on: September 09, 2019, 07:25:26 am »
Well Good Afternoon,

I've probably come too late, or just on time.

-><- Q.  1. Who the hell are you, and how did you find this place?  You're a cop, right?  Yeah you are.  Or you're wearing a wire.  I can smell that shit, and you are most definitely some kind of spy for government agencies that never heard of us and wouldn't care if they did.  Fess up.

A: No, I'll answer the rest right below in answer #2

-><- Q.  2. Why on Earth would you join a religion that worships a Greek God...And not just ANY Greek God, but the one all the OTHER Greek Gods thought was a troublemaker?  You're just asking for it, you know.

A: I've not asked for anything, It's too much. I'm finding this tradition RIGHT as I am about to implement my own silly operations. I've had years of suffering, hope, and forest dwelling, and I am leaving. That snapped well,  but I am confused, in some way(I don't know what it is; if I did I wouldn't be typing it this way). I've narrowly stopped myself from doing destructive things in the name of righteousness. Eris clearly has something planned through me, the dam seems to be breaking. I think, perhaps I am here to learn what the river couldn't teach me. (Metaphor, but also the river has been my teacher)

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #266 on: September 09, 2019, 10:16:13 am »
Leaving the forest is always the right choice.

It's creepy and lacks easy access to coffee.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #267 on: September 09, 2019, 10:36:58 am »
oh but that's the best part

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #268 on: September 09, 2019, 01:53:50 pm »
DID YOU REMEMBER TO GO THROUGH THE INITIATION RITE?!
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #269 on: September 09, 2019, 01:58:08 pm »
I think, perhaps I am here to learn what the river couldn't teach me.

Unlike the river, we will never lie to you.

...well, we will, but that's just to make sure you're paying attention.
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