Hey there!

Been looking around a bit on your side after suffering through the whole black iron prison stuff, and I noticed that you actually have a forum. So I thought, why not say hello. It's the polite thing to do. Maybe I'll even stay around, might be a welcome change from being the only discordian member on a religious forum.
I'm a thirty-something german and spend most of my day hammering little plastic buttons with letters and numbers on it, both for fun and profit. I've been interested in the discordian religion for a few years, at least since I joined up, and I actually have no idea how that started.
As for recipies, nothing you can't find on google. Only in german, though, so good luck with that.
Hi newcomer!
Once upon a time there was a welcoming committee here, but they were ritualistically drowned in pig fat and the whole soup stirred into a tub of bromine, so now I wear their old clothes and do their old job for laughs on Tuesdays.
Pool is on the roof, and while not /everyone/ who dwells here is basically horrible, rotten and evil, there are some “bad apples” in the bunch.
In particular, beware Professor Cramulus if he tries to sell you a belief system, Dok Howl if he tries to sell you unlicensed back alley surgery, and Q. G. Pennyworth if she tries to sell you a “fun family outing”.
It is true that fun will be involved and that you will go out with your family, but these are almost entirely unrelated phenomena, and the going out tends to be irreversible.
And whatever you do, be sure to enjoy yourself.