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ITT: I am drunk
« on: March 11, 2017, 03:44:14 am »
Don't ask me shit


fukc you

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2017, 04:42:48 am »
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

FUCK YOU

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS.
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2017, 05:37:07 am »
I will instead answer questions Cainad wished he had asked:

28 seconds, and a boiled egg.

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2017, 06:41:42 am »
what are you supposed to be--
some kinda cosmonaut?

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2017, 09:06:00 am »
Hail Dionysus

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2017, 03:04:47 pm »
HI CAINAD
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2017, 03:19:13 pm »
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

FUCK YOU

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS.

I'm sober now, so I will say that my favorite animals is emus, because those damn Aussies got the beating they deserved thanks to emus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2017, 03:20:15 pm »
I will instead answer questions Cainad wished he had asked:

28 seconds, and a boiled egg.

I NOW HAVE ANSWERS BUT NO QUESTIONS

time to write a postmodernist wankpiece on my philosophy blog

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2017, 03:20:41 pm »
what are you supposed to be--
some kinda cosmonaut?

the fuck are you even saying to me

also yes

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2017, 03:23:00 pm »
Hail Dionysus

PUT YA GRAPES IN YA HAAAAAIR



Like ya just don't CAAAAAAARE




seems really unsanitary, tbh.

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2017, 03:23:28 pm »

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2017, 03:47:24 pm »
Hail Dionysus

PUT YA GRAPES IN YA HAAAAAIR



Like ya just don't CAAAAAAARE




seems really unsanitary, tbh.

What do you mean

You don't keep fruit in YOUR hair?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2017, 03:48:06 pm »
HI CAINAD

HI!

Eat any good fruits lately?

Sadly, no. It's the worst fruit season here right now.

I was eyeballing some mangoes the other day though

MANGOOOOOOES
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2017, 01:42:38 am »
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

FUCK YOU

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS.

I'm sober now, so I will say that my favorite animals is emus, because those damn Aussies got the beating they deserved thanks to emus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: ITT: I am drunk
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2017, 02:21:25 am »
holy shit