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Fucking Arizona.
« on: April 05, 2017, 12:45:36 am »
Letting vicious llamas run loose.

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This can only end in madness and death.
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2017, 01:56:06 am »
I was amazed by their sheer wily roadrunner-coyote determination, to say nothing of the immeasurable body count! When they got separated I was amazed by how it all turned out. I had "feels" for them even as the authorities and bystanders alike fell victim to their ploys.
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2017, 10:39:31 am »

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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2017, 12:02:37 pm »
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2017, 02:59:02 pm »
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs

In the post-Apocalyptic wasteland roving llama gangs with their fighting teeth intact
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2017, 12:07:37 am »
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs

In the post-Apocalyptic wasteland roving llama gangs with their fighting teeth intact

And horrible, razor-sharp antlers.
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2017, 10:13:47 am »
Great, one more threat awaits in the post apocalyptic wasteland, roving llama gangs

In the post-Apocalyptic wasteland roving llama gangs with their fighting teeth intact

And horrible, razor-sharp antlers.
Yeah but the fighting teeth are real. They are designed to gouge the testicles off of rival males.
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2017, 10:26:11 am »
Specifically the testicles? they aren't like multipurpose fighting teeth, evolution has wrought its sick sense of humour to make them specifically designed for testicle crushing and chopping?
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2017, 10:34:43 am »
They are like sharp scissors. You have to saw them off once a year. Specially designed so there is only one breeding male in the herd. Vicious things your camelids. Once saw a cute fuzzy alpaca almost kill a dog.

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Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They donít fall out of the sky. They donít pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. Itís what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youíre going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.     St George Carlin

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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2017, 11:17:00 am »
Cause of death: exsanguination due to arterial tearing at site of testicle removal by rogue fighting-teeth bearing llama.

This is a real way that you could die in nature.
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2017, 11:19:37 am »
The trick to survival is to bite his testicles off first
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2017, 03:36:20 pm »
I don't feel more comfortable now.   :sad:
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Re: Fucking Arizona.
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2017, 07:59:05 pm »
The trick to survival is to bite his testicles off first

You level of wisdom... SAGACIOUS.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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