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Bruno

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 20, 2018, 08:02:46 PM
Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.
Formerly something else...

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Emo Howard on January 21, 2018, 01:01:06 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 20, 2018, 08:02:46 PM
Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

Homo Pantsus

To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

minuspace

[h1]
Debriefing: Short of the Long
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Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 21, 2018, 09:39:02 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 21, 2018, 01:01:06 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 20, 2018, 08:02:46 PM
Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

Homo Pantsus

To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: LuciferX on January 22, 2018, 12:18:50 AM
[h1]
Debriefing: Short of the Long
[/h1]
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 21, 2018, 09:39:02 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 21, 2018, 01:01:06 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on January 20, 2018, 08:02:46 PM
Yeah. People were definitely a bad Idea from the beginning.

Homo Pantsus

To be fair, the Australopithecines didn't have pants to keep it in. By the time pants did finally come around, the situation was already too far gone.
Oopse!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Trivial

Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Bruno

Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 PM
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.
Formerly something else...

Trivial

Quote from: Emo Howard on January 23, 2018, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 PM
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Frontside Back

I'm convinced that space isn't expanding, but all the matter is shrinking. The idea of infinite economic growth is based on false perspective.
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Emo Howard on January 23, 2018, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 PM
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Opportunities to fail.
Molon Lube

Bruno

Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 23, 2018, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 PM
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!

Have they considered genetically engineering up some new clients? Seems like it could be pretty lucrative, and as far as I know no one is even doing it.
Formerly something else...

Bruno

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 24, 2018, 12:19:01 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 23, 2018, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 PM
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Opportunities to fail.

As long as you fail impactfully. That's the main thing.
Formerly something else...

minuspace

Quote from: Emo Howard on January 24, 2018, 08:07:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 24, 2018, 12:19:01 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 23, 2018, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 PM
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Opportunities to fail.

As long as you fail impactfully. That's the main thing.
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Impactfull impression obtains sector segmentation.
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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Trivial

Quote from: Emo Howard on January 24, 2018, 08:04:44 AM
Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: Emo Howard on January 23, 2018, 08:12:56 PM
Quote from: Trivial on January 23, 2018, 07:40:23 PM
Well, just heard an exec say how having all the clients in a sector is bad.  Sigh.

But I thought all problems were just opportunities, and such.

Ha!

But see if you have all the clients, you can't grow, if you can't grow then obviously that sector is declining and must be ignored! No profit can be had from a declining sector!

Have they considered genetically engineering up some new clients? Seems like it could be pretty lucrative, and as far as I know no one is even doing it.

Need to make clients clients, and some landmass, but this idea has merit. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.