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Cain

#855
March 31, 2018, 10:39:18 AM
Ah, classic Comcast.  Have you asked them about the precise maths of dividing zero?

axod

#856
April 01, 2018, 12:20:08 PM
"De Libero Arbitrio," I scream nonchalantly at their inability to substitute infinitesimals for zero.
just this

Doktor Howl

#857
April 02, 2018, 04:36:38 AM
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Doktor Howl

#858
April 02, 2018, 05:34:11 PM
So, quarterly A1C test.  Each year, it seems like they need an additional vial for all the other tests that my hideously advanced age mandates.

So this is how you die.  It's not old age, it's eventual exsanguination.
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Cain

#859
April 02, 2018, 05:48:09 PM
This just proves the wisdom in Peter Thiel's plan of drinking the blood of young people in order to live forever (totes not a vampire though).

Trivial

#860
April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 AM
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Doktor Howl

#861
April 03, 2018, 05:39:46 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 AM
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

:rogpipe:

I have the jealousy.
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Trivial

#862
April 03, 2018, 06:24:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 03, 2018, 05:39:46 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 AM
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

:rogpipe:

I have the jealousy.

If it makes you feel better, I can have none of the dairy.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Doktor Howl

#863
April 04, 2018, 03:51:52 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 03, 2018, 06:24:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 03, 2018, 05:39:46 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 AM
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

:rogpipe:

I have the jealousy.

If it makes you feel better, I can have none of the dairy.

I can have none of the dairy and none (0) of the beer or any other alcohol.

No fries, no beer, NOTHING.  I exist only to share my pain.
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Doktor Howl

#864
April 04, 2018, 05:46:40 AM
Found myself in a Brooks Brothers store today.

Someone kill me before the metamorphosis is complete.  :tgrr:
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Eater of Clowns

#865
April 04, 2018, 11:43:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 04, 2018, 05:46:40 AM
Found myself in a Brooks Brothers store today.

Someone kill me before the metamorphosis is complete.  :tgrr:

The minute you exit the store whatever was in your bag turned into a black tee and a pair of hobnail boots. The universe has ways of self correcting.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Trivial

#866
April 04, 2018, 09:54:08 PM
Woo don't have to ask people for bone marrow!  Might have to shove steroids and iron into the kid though.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Doktor Howl

#867
April 05, 2018, 01:55:09 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 04, 2018, 09:54:08 PM
Woo don't have to ask people for bone marrow!  Might have to shove steroids and iron into the kid though.

This is very good news.  A BMT either cures or kills.  Steroids and iron aren't so bad.
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Doktor Howl

#868
April 05, 2018, 01:56:44 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 04, 2018, 11:43:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 04, 2018, 05:46:40 AM
Found myself in a Brooks Brothers store today.

Someone kill me before the metamorphosis is complete.  :tgrr:

The minute you exit the store whatever was in your bag turned into a black tee and a pair of hobnail boots. The universe has ways of self correcting.

But it didn't.  I have literally become Carter Burke.
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Don Coyote

#869
April 10, 2018, 02:27:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 03, 2018, 05:39:46 AM
Quote from: Trivial on April 03, 2018, 04:50:24 AM
Had my post gestational diabetes test and I do not have the permanent diabetes.

I can have all the potatoes now.

:rogpipe:

I have the jealousy.
Meanwhile I'm  playing "dodge the refined carbohydrates" on account of living with the in laws. I don't understand  the attitude  of my mil towards carbs. She also doesn't think prediabetes is a thing and that it's  bullshit the diagnostics for diabetes keep trending to lower levels of acceptable.

Like, I'm  trying not to get the beatus? Her conception of what is a good A1c or sugar level is so warped.
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