Is anyone here an advocate for non-violence?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Right on cue.

Three or four more and no-one will remember why this thread was started.

CUT!

Get this man some more butthurt. Go ahead and dim the front light and focus it on his eyes. This time, as he states his prediction, fade the light and cut to black.

ROGER, TIGHTEN MICHAEL BAY'S BALL GAG, I CAN HEAR HIS SCREAMS OVER THE BRAND X MUSIC!

Look, we're gonna need you step up the energy. I'm getting a lot of "DISCRODIA IS NOT NICE" but not enough "BEES BEES BEES."

Do you get what I'm saying?

I WANT JIM CARREY MEETS JOHN WAYNE GACY. I WANT FRENCH FRY MEETS WENDY'S CHOCOLATE FROSTY. I WANT SHARKNADO MEETS THE MUNSTERS.

Make me proud.


Alright, from the top of Scene 5.

ACTION!

[Hoopla!]

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

Yup.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

Yup.

Yeah, I was thinking at first that it was Navcat, who was saying the exact same shit, but after his last posts, it's obvious.  I was merely confused by the ancap odor.

[Hoopla!]

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

Yup.

Yeah, I was thinking at first that it was Navcat, who was saying the exact same shit, but after his last posts, it's obvious.  I was merely confused by the ancap odor.

Navcat would be less focused.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

Yup.

Yeah, I was thinking at first that it was Navcat, who was saying the exact same shit, but after his last posts, it's obvious.  I was merely confused by the ancap odor.

Navcat would be less focused.

Absolutely.

[The Wizard Joseph]

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

Yeah, RP on Xanax or a mood stabilizer. IIRC punchie here showed up just after RP got banned. Totally makes sense.

[IPunchNazis]

Would someone with administrative powers be kind enough to split off this entire page? Then this thread can get back to what I started it for and the children can fruitlessly speculate about my identity elsewhere. (As if it even matters...)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cain might, if you ask him nicely.

[Hoopla!]

I doubt it's going to matter much...

[Cain]

Yeah, I briefly considered answering this seriously, until I realised who it was.

I mean, even without that, it was pretty clear that this was stage 2 of the trolling, after no-one took the super-obvious bait the first time around.

[Hoopla!]

The point of this OP was supposedly "now I'm rethinking my position", yet they immediately reneg on that and then revert back to starting position.

[Cain]

[PoFP]

  I actually got that one.

EDIT: >Am weeb

[Mr. Gone]

Oh, hey, that's my favorite blackgaze band.