The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

[Doktor Howl]

Having gone, is he open to any sort of civil proceedings? This seems like a teachable moment.

The affected employees are just glad to see him gone, is what I gather.

We will of course forward the relevant notes to any of their attorneys, should they seek one.

[Ari]

What is also all normal is that today I found out, with multiple witnesses, that Kyle has been sexually harassing our janitor.

Kyle has decided to pursue other opportunities.

I have reserved a special place on my schedule for people just like Kyle. Let me go get my power tools.

[Ari]

It IS all normal.

Just by reading, I have learnt a lot.

It's already pissing people off. So I guess it's working?
Will read again. Just to make sure it sticks.

[Doktor Howl]

Today

Norton:  "The fact that you suddenly displayed a moral sense bothers me more than I care to think about."

[Juana]

Is he learning?

[Doktor Howl]

Things I said at work today:

"It's been 35 years, and I STILL don't have my MTV."  <--- nobody got that one.

"If I was half as smart as I think I am, I'd be twice as smart as I really am."

"When I say no politics and religion at the workplace, I didn't mean 'except for you, you special little man.'"

[Cain]

At least you get your money for nothing and your chicks for free though, right?

[Doktor Howl]

At least you get your money for nothing and your chicks for free though, right?

I got a blister on my little finger.  Might have one on my thumb.   

[Bu🤠ns]

[Doktor Howl]

David:  "What happened to you guys?  You look like hell."

Me:  "We drove through a dust devil."

David:  "You didn't close the windows?"

Norton:  "No.  He OPENED them."

David:  "What the fuck?"

Me:  "He's still got the Nebraska on him.  He needed the FULL EFFECT."

Norton:  "What is wrong with you?"

Me:  *stares horribly*

[Juana]

[minuspace]

 

[altered]

Hey, Dok, give this to your programmers.

https://github.com/fetlang/fetlang/blob/master/README.md

ETA: on further consideration I guess technically this is not safe for work but I think it's a stretch to say that it would affect Dok if presented appropriately, and it's also not the kind of NSFW that anyone would expect

[minuspace]

I'm going to try and build this, if anything, please have the assembler bring some Latext wrapped anti-virus because I'm all out of sudo privileges for a minute here.


ETA


No FORTRAN bits please, simple Borland XX with all that front and backend pre-compiled because fucking clang.

[Doktor Howl]

My job might be moving to Wyoming.

This is bullshit.  Wyoming is cold as fuck, and there's fuck all to do.