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My two Pence worth Redux
« on: February 28, 2018, 08:58:14 pm »
Quote from Mike Pence Tue Feb 27 2018

"I know in my heart of hearts this will be the generation that restores life in America. If all of us do all we can, we can. once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law."

He should have been saying this about the urgent need to address the gun epidemic afflicting America; of course, sadly, he was actually talking about abortion.

America my dear, you are so fucked.

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Re: My two Pence worth
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2018, 09:04:18 pm »
Yes, yes we are. There's really nothing relevant I can say other than that.
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Re: My two Pence worth
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2018, 10:50:20 pm »
Look on the bright side - at least america didn't vote to abandon it's entire economy :lulz:
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Re: My two Pence worth
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2018, 11:48:19 pm »
Look on the bright side - at least america didn't vote to abandon it's entire economy :lulz:

Don't fucking jinx us. :argh!:
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Re: My two Pence worth
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2018, 12:15:35 am »
Quote from Mike Pence Tue Feb 27 2018

"I know in my heart of hearts this will be the generation that restores life in America. If all of us do all we can, we can. once again, in our time, restore the sanctity of life to the center of American law."

He should have been saying this about the urgent need to address the gun epidemic afflicting America; of course, sadly, he was actually talking about abortion.

America my dear, you are so fucked.

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Re: My two Pence worth
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2018, 07:16:20 pm »
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: My two Pence worth - redux
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2018, 02:47:50 pm »
FFS guy, can't you even find a Real fake christian jewish rabbi??

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/414009-messianic-rabbi-who-appeared-with-pence-was-defrocked-by-group

People are still saying that Pence couldn't  be a worse president than agent orange. I'm seeing damn little evidence for that. Opinions?
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