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The left and the right
« on: April 06, 2018, 12:13:58 am »
While on another forum I frequent I came across a topic from a poster who was confused about what constituted the "left" and the " right politically, as he had seen contradictory explanations. Inspired by that I came up with a handy chart and posted it as a response. I'd like to repost it here too:

The Right is about:

*regressive abrahamic superstition
*pathological obsession with money and power
*being a shill for polluters and robber barons
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that can't be done better and cheaper by a machine
*white supremicism
*proudly ignorant backwoods hicks
*a bizarrely narrow view of what kind of relationships are acceptable
*bullshit degrees in divinity
*fear and hatred of science
*the racist, sectarian, nationalistic, cultural chauvinist, sexist, homophobic, militant, and world dominating aspects of Naziism

The Left is about:

*fatuous new-age superstition
*insufferably saccharine and/or emo obsession with feelings and identity
*being a pipe-dreaming hippie
*difficulty getting a job due to lack of skills that are useful
*refusal to integrate/assimilate
*pseudointellectuals
*a bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent
*bullshit degrees in the humanities
*fear and hatred of technology
*the eugenic, and scientifically unethical aspects of Naziism
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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2018, 12:55:05 am »
Which portion of your ass did you pull this out of?
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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2018, 12:55:24 am »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"
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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2018, 01:52:48 am »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"

Technically can't have had any alcohol, even if it's not enough to get drunk, which rules out most of dates.

Besides, it's not a motor vehicle, nobody's gonna crash their bed into a bunch of pedestrians.
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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2018, 02:38:19 am »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"

Technically can't have had any alcohol, even if it's not enough to get drunk, which rules out most of dates.

Besides, it's not a motor vehicle, nobody's gonna crash their bed into a bunch of pedestrians.

This right here is what we call a "Babylin Horuv moment."
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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2018, 01:03:41 pm »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"

Technically can't have had any alcohol, even if it's not enough to get drunk, which rules out most of dates.

Besides, it's not a motor vehicle, nobody's gonna crash their bed into a bunch of pedestrians.

This right here is what we call a "Babylin Horuv moment."

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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2018, 11:56:35 pm »
OK boys, time to pack it in, it's all been figured out for us.


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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2018, 07:44:08 am »
OK boys, time to pack it in, it's all been figured out for us.



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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2018, 07:14:49 pm »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"

Technically can't have had any alcohol, even if it's not enough to get drunk, which rules out most of dates.

Besides, it's not a motor vehicle, nobody's gonna crash their bed into a bunch of pedestrians.

Hoo boy.
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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2018, 12:58:51 am »
Wait.  What?

" bizarrely narrow view of what constitutes consent"

Technically can't have had any alcohol, even if it's not enough to get drunk, which rules out most of dates.

Besides, it's not a motor vehicle, nobody's gonna crash their bed into a bunch of pedestrians.

Hoo boy.

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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2018, 02:56:35 pm »
I honestly can't tell if he's a self-loathing masochist who requires negative attention, or if he's just so attention-starved and socially retarded that he takes whatever attention he can get. He seems to stick around, regardless of how many times we tell him how horrible he is (And he hasn't improved in the slightest over the years.), so I can only assume it's the former. Usually, even attention-starved morons can only take so many beatings.
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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2018, 03:19:49 pm »
Inspired by that I came up with a handy chart and posted it as a response

I guess the important thing is that you found a way to feel superior to everybody without exposing your own obviously better values to potential scrutiny.



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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2018, 10:00:30 am »
I honestly can't tell if he's a self-loathing masochist who requires negative attention, or if he's just so attention-starved and socially retarded that he takes whatever attention he can get. He seems to stick around, regardless of how many times we tell him how horrible he is (And he hasn't improved in the slightest over the years.), so I can only assume it's the former. Usually, even attention-starved morons can only take so many beatings.

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Re: The left and the right
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2018, 01:10:01 am »
The Left is about:
*getting into power
*holding the power
*preventing the other side getting into power

The Right is about:
*getting into power
*holding the power
*preventing the other side getting into power

The two sides are there to give you something "fresh" when the one in power happens to consist of power hungry morons.
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2018, 01:11:40 am »
The Left is about:
*getting into power
*holding the power
*preventing the other side getting into power

The Right is about:
*getting into power
*holding the power
*preventing the other side getting into power

The two sides are there to give you something "fresh" when the one in power happens to consist of power hungry morons.

Well, yes.  The left and right are monstrous gigantic entities, not collections of people or anything.
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