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Heartwarming poem - "On Bullshit"

Started by Alex Nighthood, May 25, 2018, 11:23:04 AM

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Alex Nighthood

"Bullshitman"

Bullshitman exists in all

Because we need him to make us feel whole,


Bullshitman is the ultimate con man

Even though some claim he's their personal fan,


Some say bullshitman is into facts,

But I say that he's more into farts,


If you look behind facts and farts,

You'll see that bullshitman is in all of our hearts,


For how can man reach definitive conclusions,

Without bullshit man clouding his decisions,


Some people hate bullshit man because of his lies,

Yet trying to understand bullshit man no one tries,


For how can you hate something you don't understand,

Unless you're already living in bullshit land,


This 'poem' is not meant to sound funny or deep,

It's only seeks to trigger some of bullshit man's sheep,


For we are all sheep in a deep sleep,

Some trying to 'reason' their way out of bullshit heaps,


Yet, despite of all of that the 'fact' remains,

That we cannot yet outgrow bullshit man in most domains,


How can you 'outgrow' bullshit man,

When you continue to spend your life in his lands ...


Those who think this an ideological attack should think again,

For they might still be deeply trapped in bullshit man's game,


Written by Bullshit man


Cramulus

they have a fight
bullshit man wins
bullshit man versus everything man


and that's beautiful