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More bad water, as predicted.

Started by Doktor Howl, June 01, 2018, 04:10:16 PM

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Doktor Howl

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/state-of-emergency-declared-in-oregon-over-bad-water/ar-AAy68gm?ocid=spartanntp

More fertilizer in the water = bad
Heat plus fertilizer = algae blooms
Algae blooms = cyanotoxins.
Cyanotoxins = shit your guts out.
Solution:  don't mention it for a couple of days, in case it gets better.
Molon Lube

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

bpseudopod

I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: bpseudopod on June 01, 2018, 06:13:50 PM
I mean, of all the places in OR, I'm glad it was just Salem.

It's two counties, as I gather. 
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Telarus got sick from this, it turns out.
Molon Lube

Cain

Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on June 06, 2018, 07:51:35 PM
Yeah, I saw him mention about the cyanotoxins.  Well, you cant say you didn't call it.

It's not that I have a Cassandra thing, where nobody listens.  It's that you can listen all you like, it just won't help.
Molon Lube