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Why apples are oranges?

Started by thatsmyapple, June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM

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June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM Last Edit: June 08, 2018, 01:09:08 AM by thatsmyapple
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

rong

#1
June 08, 2018, 03:03:56 AM
how come orange juice is yellow?
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Doktor Howl

#2
June 08, 2018, 05:30:20 AM
I see the bad DMT is back on the street.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#3
June 08, 2018, 12:51:10 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

I dunno.  I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

The Wizard Joseph

#4
June 08, 2018, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 08, 2018, 12:51:10 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

I dunno.  I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

FACT
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Q. G. Pennyworth

#5
June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

LMNO

#6
June 08, 2018, 03:10:18 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I immediately retract my statement.

The Wizard Joseph

#7
June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Q. G. Pennyworth

#8
June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

Cramulus

#9
June 08, 2018, 05:57:03 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

you've got it backwards, obviously everything is apples

LMNO

#10
June 08, 2018, 07:42:08 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 08, 2018, 05:57:03 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 01:03:36 AM
If you look closely, apples are really oranges. wow!

you've got it backwards, obviously everything is apples

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thatsmyapple

#11
June 08, 2018, 10:51:59 PM Last Edit: May 29, 2019, 04:06:49 PM by thatsmyapple
QuoteI dunno. I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

hahah - Hey like someone mentioned, I'm talking seeds too :) - Yes it' definitely time for a contest.

Doktor Howl

#12
June 08, 2018, 10:53:24 PM
Quote from: thatsmyapple on June 08, 2018, 10:51:59 PM
QuoteI dunno. I mean, I'm pretty sure I could eat more apples than oranges.

hahah - Hey like someone mentioned, I'm talking seeds too :) - Yes it' definitely time for a contest.

I am hopeful that this happens.  Last time we had a contest, 3 people became ill and one person went to the hospital shitting blood.

I'm Doktor Howl, and I do love it when dumbasses shit blood.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

#13
June 09, 2018, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Q. G. Pennyworth

#14
June 09, 2018, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 09, 2018, 04:08:12 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on June 08, 2018, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 08, 2018, 03:06:15 PM
It's not a proper apple eating contest unless you're eating the seeds.

I assume you mean the whole core too. Everything but the stem? We may have a new format of competition here!  :eek:

This is the point where I remind you that apple seeds contain small amounts of cyanide, and eating lots of them will absolutely kill you.

I didn't know that.

It is the fabled second half of the joke.
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