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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #90 on: November 06, 2018, 05:21:25 pm »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/military-vehicles-stream-into-texas-border-town-as-troop-levels-swell-to-5100/ar-BBPnQYd?ocid=spartanntp

What's funny is that there's a good chance that in 20 years or so, Canada may be deploying troops to keep us out.
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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #91 on: November 06, 2018, 06:21:29 pm »
Not the way things are currently looking.
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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #92 on: November 06, 2018, 06:52:25 pm »
In not-so-funny news (depending on the audience), if anybody thought that non-military militias wouldn't start loading up and heading out to shoot some browns, well... y'all don't know Murrica.

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« Reply #93 on: November 06, 2018, 07:20:40 pm »
In not-so-funny news (depending on the audience), if anybody thought that non-military militias wouldn't start loading up and heading out to shoot some browns, well... y'all don't know Murrica.

The only surprise for me was that it took this long.
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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #94 on: November 06, 2018, 07:23:55 pm »
In not-so-funny news (depending on the audience), if anybody thought that non-military militias wouldn't start loading up and heading out to shoot some browns, well... y'all don't know Murrica.

Militias chat a lot of shit, though.  I mean, I wouldn't be surprised in this case, because it's been so hyped by the media and the President, but in general they are unreliable little shits.

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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #95 on: November 06, 2018, 07:42:00 pm »
OK, it's only the WaPo and some other hype sites, so I'm guessing 100 yahoos maximum, and will probably get arrested for obstruction.

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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #96 on: November 06, 2018, 07:50:43 pm »
In not-so-funny news (depending on the audience), if anybody thought that non-military militias wouldn't start loading up and heading out to shoot some browns, well... y'all don't know Murrica.

The only surprise for me was that it took this long.

Militias murder half a dozen people on average in Chochise county AZ alone.  In one case, they walked into a border town on the US side, started screeching about sex camps, and murdered a man and his young daughter inside their home.  Their actual motive was robbery to finance their activities (which are of course "banditry").  The sole survivor of the attack was the girl's mother, who was wounded while exchanging gunfire with the "militia".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Raul_and_Brisenia_Flores
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« Reply #97 on: November 06, 2018, 07:53:30 pm »
That case is remarkable only in that the bastards were caught.  Usually, blame is simply assigned to "smugglers" and forgotten.
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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #98 on: November 13, 2018, 10:24:59 pm »
Of COURSE he fucking did.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rep-steve-king-called-immigrants-‘dirt’-in-recorded-conversation/ar-BBPCEye?ocid=spartanntp
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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #102 on: November 30, 2018, 10:23:29 pm »
Who is driving the car? Eris is driving the car.
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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #103 on: November 30, 2018, 10:26:38 pm »
If you are, I think you might have slipped me some. I don’t remember any opportunity for it, but if I am taking Hamish Howl’s medication it’s surprising that my fingers haven’t turned into cigar smoking leeches that speak with powerful Icelandic accents; memory lapses are basically mandatory.
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Re: UNLIMITED Immigration Nutbaggery Thread
« Reply #104 on: December 01, 2018, 12:18:39 am »
AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?

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I guess the standards are a bit lower in modern America.
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