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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2019, 11:50:11 pm »
I have news for you, highly as anyone may regard me, I am Shitbag.

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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2019, 12:43:57 am »
What am I? Chopped liver?

LMNO killed a man with a guitar pick, and then used the man's jaw as a wah wah pedal.

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WORST MOVE YOU MADE SINCE YOU WENT TO SUPERCUTS, SON.

That doesn’t even make the list of his actual criminal activities. That was a friendly Saturday night for him.

Once you start tallying the body count after the Mustache Incident, he starts looking less like a mildly concerning denizen of the underworld and more like a deranged war criminal. If only there was an actual war to tie it all to...

The crops withering throughout the northeast was admittedly deserved and necessary, but the follow up plague of singing lung flukes was simply unnaturally cruel. Nothing but creaky, off key yodeling from New York to New Hampshire.

By the time you get to his love of horses, you’re convinced LMNO isn’t even a person so much as a particularly awful streak of bad luck that happened to an awful lot of people. Less of a force of nature, more a terrifying accident of physics.
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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2019, 02:02:21 am »

"It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than Cramulus's fake moustache—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over Roger's toilet, that approached upon us, crushing the frantic fnords and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all cat penii."
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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2019, 02:17:28 am »
Hey, we were talking about LMNO, not the ghost of TGRR’s Ass.
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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2019, 03:05:23 am »
There's a difference?

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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2019, 03:08:10 am »
If I have been given one hill to die upon, gubdarnit, then let this be my hill. I'm seriously tired of living, need to get a final stand in here before I bow out.

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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2019, 03:25:24 am »
While I admit there is a only very subtle taxonomical distinction between the two, generally speaking you can safely assume LMNO is involved when your nostrils aren’t being assaulted by smells like a metal fire in an 18th century soap factory.
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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2019, 05:10:20 am »
What am I? Chopped liver?

Well, it wasn't my first guess, but it was on the list, yes

A certain portion of anyone is liver really.  Like 1/40th by weight. 
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Re: We might have a few more visitors than normal this week...
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2019, 01:37:27 pm »

"It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than Cramulus's fake moustache—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over Roger's toilet, that approached upon us, crushing the frantic fnords and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all cat penii."

Sorry to hear about your cat's penis, by the way.