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Doktor Howl

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Back in FB Jail.
« on: July 14, 2018, 12:49:20 am »
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This time I think it's for good.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Re: Back in FB Jail.
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2018, 01:07:40 am »
What this time?
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Doktor Howl

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Re: Back in FB Jail.
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2018, 01:22:20 am »
What this time?

Being uncivil to po'buckers.  I feel bad.  They have a hell of a time.

At any rate, I'm a three time loser, so new account.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Back in FB Jail.
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2018, 05:08:32 am »
I like that you kept the picture. It's iconic to me, and I think a nearly perfect reflection of your innermost self.

...Not that I know what your innermost self looks like or anything. *shudders*
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Re: Back in FB Jail.
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2018, 06:28:05 am »
I like that you kept the picture. It's iconic to me, and I think a nearly perfect reflection of your innermost self.

...Not that I know what your innermost self looks like or anything. *shudders*

Also helps when I'm trying to refriend 2,123 people, most of whom didn't know me under the old moniker.   :lulz:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Back in FB Jail.
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2018, 09:10:01 pm »
I think it was when someone posted that potato video to your timeline.  FB was trying to save you.