The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism

[Doktor Howl]

(tbh, I'd think this would be the kind of stuff Discordians would get...)

Oh, I'm not a real Discordian.

That's good.  None of us are.

In fact, we're all Concordians.  We took this site over years and years ago, just to snub that cranky old Eris lady.

[Faust]

Well I'm a heavens gater but I signed up late...

[Doktor Howl]

Well I'm a heavens gater but I signed up late...

So you have to wait until 2061?

[Faust]

I suspect when they get close enough to see the surface they will turn the comet around and leave without stopping