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Doktor Howl

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Re: The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2018, 04:52:58 pm »
(tbh, I'd think this would be the kind of stuff Discordians would get...)

Oh, I'm not a real Discordian.

That's good.  None of us are.

In fact, we're all Concordians.  We took this site over years and years ago, just to snub that cranky old Eris lady.
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Re: The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2018, 05:27:24 pm »
Well I'm a heavens gater but I signed up late...
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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2018, 05:28:56 pm »
Well I'm a heavens gater but I signed up late...

So you have to wait until 2061?
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Re: The Erisian Chastisement Ray Of Benevolent Oopsism
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2018, 12:26:54 am »
I suspect when they get close enough to see the surface they will turn the comet around and leave without stopping
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