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It's your last wish.
« on: August 23, 2018, 03:37:35 pm »
Like out of three. What would you do?

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2018, 03:40:53 pm »
Immanentize the eschaton.
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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2018, 04:05:01 pm »
I'd wish to undo my last two wishes.
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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2018, 04:21:47 pm »
My indecisive ass would probably hold onto it for later, maybe even indefinitely.

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2018, 04:37:47 pm »
Wish for more wishes, duh.

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2018, 04:54:12 pm »
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2018, 05:19:39 pm »
Especially if I asked for infinite wishes.  You'll have to reboot the genie.

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2018, 08:24:16 pm »
Immanentize the eschaton.
I'm getting better at it.

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2018, 08:26:19 pm »
I'd wish to undo my last two wishes.
Then it be all like you won, right?

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2018, 08:28:20 pm »
Especially if I asked for infinite wishes.  You'll have to reboot the genie.
Ahem, the Sultan finds your suggestion 'amusing'.

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2018, 08:32:35 pm »
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
See, recursion.

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2018, 08:37:17 pm »
re:OP– Yeah, Daddy's got your number now, huh?
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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2018, 08:37:17 pm »
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
See, recursion.

Only if he had his wishes first.
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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2018, 08:39:05 pm »
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
Wish that Cain doesn't get any wishes.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure that would work out badly.
See, recursion.

Only if he had his wishes first.
Then, then maybe it would all have been so different this time.
just this

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Re: It's your last wish.
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2018, 08:43:27 pm »
Like out of three. What would you do?
protip: it very, very sharp.
just this