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I'm gonna shit my pants.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 23, 2018, 06:49:57 PM

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Doktor Howl

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hooplala

I'm going to shit your pants too!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on August 23, 2018, 08:42:01 PM
I'm going to shit your pants too!

Wait your fucking turn.


And this is only going to get weirder.  Trust me, I'm a Doktor.
Molon Lube

hooplala

If I can't trust my personal Holy Man, who can I trust?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Hoopla on August 23, 2018, 08:45:18 PM
If I can't trust my personal Holy Man, who can I trust?

The PR folks at Exxon, Shell, and Sasol.
Molon Lube

Junkenstein

HO! HO! HO!

In other news an Essar facility near me has exploded for the 3rd time in 5 years. As in big bang, not little accident. As in £6+ Million worth of fucked up in seconds.

So you know these are responsible, forward thinking people able to predict and prevent problems.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Junkenstein on August 23, 2018, 11:04:51 PM
HO! HO! HO!

In other news an Essar facility near me has exploded for the 3rd time in 5 years. As in big bang, not little accident. As in £6+ Million worth of fucked up in seconds.

So you know these are responsible, forward thinking people able to predict and prevent problems.

I sorta miss those days.  :lulz:
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Capeditiea

:D a shit pants orgy. :D

there needs to be a porn about this.
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
[GoN]

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

Con-troll

Fun fact: with sufficient amount of effort and commitment you could also shit pants.
I get trauma from stuff most don't even notice.

Cain

I can't  :sad:  I have no pance and I must poomp

Also, is it just me, or does it seem like there actually has been a shift on climate change recently?  Like having 4 record-breaking summers back to back, and watching large parts of California and Greece (and Sweden) burn down has made people go "oh...shit".

I suspect this is also part of the reason the EU is stepping up its bribes to African states to set up offshore detention facilities for migrants.  They know climate change induced mass migration is coming, and they want the treaties and infrastructure in place now to prevent it reaching Europe.  Though ensuring Libya wasn't a clusterfuck would also be pretty helpful in that regard....

LMNO

Quote from: Cain on September 07, 2018, 04:48:10 PM

Also, is it just me, or does it seem like there actually has been a shift on climate change recently?  Like having 4 record-breaking summers back to back, and watching large parts of California and Greece (and Sweden) burn down has made people go "oh...shit".


Yeah, it's like people don't believe it when someone says "I've studied this a lot and we're all doomed" until the doom actually starts.

Cain

I have absolutely no idea what that must feel like

Capeditiea

...i am suspicious of you all... my room must be bugged. :O
The Goddess of Discord = 67 = Eris Kallisti Discordja = 67 = Gnosis Goddess of Art and Creativity = 67 = Capeditiea = 67 = Goddess of Enigma
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 05, 2018, 10:21:16 PM
It was fucking horrible.  Do not trust your younger self.

LMNO


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