I'm gonna shit my pants.

[Doktor Howl]

SHIT MY PANTS!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/big-oil-asks-government-to-protect-it-from-climate-change/ar-BBMhR6s?ocid=spartanntp

[hooplala]

I'm going to shit your pants too!

[Doktor Howl]

I'm going to shit your pants too!

Wait your fucking turn.


And this is only going to get weirder.  Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

[hooplala]

If I can't trust my personal Holy Man, who can I trust?

[Doktor Howl]

If I can't trust my personal Holy Man, who can I trust?

The PR folks at Exxon, Shell, and Sasol.

[Junkenstein]

HO! HO! HO!

In other news an Essar facility near me has exploded for the 3rd time in 5 years. As in big bang, not little accident. As in £6+ Million worth of fucked up in seconds.

So you know these are responsible, forward thinking people able to predict and prevent problems.

[Doktor Howl]

HO! HO! HO!

In other news an Essar facility near me has exploded for the 3rd time in 5 years. As in big bang, not little accident. As in £6+ Million worth of fucked up in seconds.

So you know these are responsible, forward thinking people able to predict and prevent problems.

I sorta miss those days. 

[Capeditiea]

a shit pants orgy.

there needs to be a porn about this.

[Con-troll]

Fun fact: with sufficient amount of effort and commitment you could also shit pants.

[Cain]

I can't    I have no pance and I must poomp

Also, is it just me, or does it seem like there actually has been a shift on climate change recently?  Like having 4 record-breaking summers back to back, and watching large parts of California and Greece (and Sweden) burn down has made people go "oh...shit".

I suspect this is also part of the reason the EU is stepping up its bribes to African states to set up offshore detention facilities for migrants.  They know climate change induced mass migration is coming, and they want the treaties and infrastructure in place now to prevent it reaching Europe.  Though ensuring Libya wasn't a clusterfuck would also be pretty helpful in that regard....

[LMNO]

Also, is it just me, or does it seem like there actually has been a shift on climate change recently?  Like having 4 record-breaking summers back to back, and watching large parts of California and Greece (and Sweden) burn down has made people go "oh...shit".

Yeah, it's like people don't believe it when someone says "I've studied this a lot and we're all doomed" until the doom actually starts.

[Cain]

I have absolutely no idea what that must feel like

[Capeditiea]

...i am suspicious of you all... my room must be bugged. :O

[LMNO]

I have absolutely no idea what that must feel like

[Doktor Howl]

a shit pants orgy.

there needs to be a porn about this.

Stop.