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Favorite Sentences Megathread
« on: September 11, 2018, 10:31:31 pm »
What do you post here? Your favorite sentences from your own writing, or someone else's with attribution. Context is for losers.
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2018, 10:32:36 pm »
"The only god in this dismal world was the one she was off to kill."
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2018, 03:39:36 am »
"The sisters trooped down the stairs...The house smelled of garlic, which one of the servants had festooned all over everything, perhaps to mask the smell of the corpse, perhaps as an insult to their mother."
- Maria Devahna Headley
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2018, 05:00:09 am »
"To him who seeks a reason but cannot abide any hypothesis of a design, whether in the form of Providence or of the Diabolical, there remains only the rationalist's substitute for demonology--statistics."
  -Stanisław Lem
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2018, 07:04:37 am »
It seems I only know how to forget the things that I want to remember.
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2018, 05:02:15 pm »
"I remember thinking the interstates were like veins in a continental body, and that the cars were blood being pumped through them."

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2018, 06:45:37 pm »
Cheating in my own thread, fight me


“I probably should have picked a different place to stop, huh?”
“Nah, genocide is my favorite first date discussion topic.”
“That must go over so well with the ladies.”
“Oh, like you would not believe. I have a whole mountain of discarded underthings they leave in my apartments.”
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2019, 04:25:21 pm »
"Yes, I killed him.  I killed him for money, and for a woman.  And I didn't get the money, and I didn't get the woman."
 -Walter Neff
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #8 on: Today at 01:09:17 am »
"He lays down and says, 'Beat me, daddy.'"--Malcolm X, during his speech at the founding rally of his Organization of Afro-American Unity, 1964.
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

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