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Favorite Sentences Megathread
« on: September 11, 2018, 10:31:31 pm »
What do you post here? Your favorite sentences from your own writing, or someone else's with attribution. Context is for losers.
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2018, 10:32:36 pm »
"The only god in this dismal world was the one she was off to kill."
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2018, 03:39:36 am »
"The sisters trooped down the stairs...The house smelled of garlic, which one of the servants had festooned all over everything, perhaps to mask the smell of the corpse, perhaps as an insult to their mother."
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2018, 05:00:09 am »
"To him who seeks a reason but cannot abide any hypothesis of a design, whether in the form of Providence or of the Diabolical, there remains only the rationalist's substitute for demonology--statistics."
  -Stanisław Lem
You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state and your own survival. You will confess to the crimes of which you have been accused. You will be released and returned to society a productive citizen if you cooperate. Resistance will be punished. Cooperation will be rewarded.   --"Intersections in Real Time"

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2018, 07:04:37 am »
It seems I only know how to forget the things that I want to remember.
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2018, 05:02:15 pm »
"I remember thinking the interstates were like veins in a continental body, and that the cars were blood being pumped through them."

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2018, 06:45:37 pm »
Cheating in my own thread, fight me


“I probably should have picked a different place to stop, huh?”
“Nah, genocide is my favorite first date discussion topic.”
“That must go over so well with the ladies.”
“Oh, like you would not believe. I have a whole mountain of discarded underthings they leave in my apartments.”
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2019, 04:25:21 pm »
"Yes, I killed him.  I killed him for money, and for a woman.  And I didn't get the money, and I didn't get the woman."
 -Walter Neff
You will cooperate with the state, for the good of the state and your own survival. You will confess to the crimes of which you have been accused. You will be released and returned to society a productive citizen if you cooperate. Resistance will be punished. Cooperation will be rewarded.   --"Intersections in Real Time"

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2019, 01:09:17 am »
"He lays down and says, 'Beat me, daddy.'"--Malcolm X, during his speech at the founding rally of his Organization of Afro-American Unity, 1964.
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2019, 02:27:48 am »
"You take me to the hopsital I will cut your ballface off," I mumble, most of the words landing in the right order.
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2019, 07:37:21 am »
Make America Great Again.  D. Trumpovitch
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2019, 10:46:02 pm »
From last week's episode of Welcome To Night Vale, written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, and Brie Williams: "The prison of your own mind is undergoing budget cuts."
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2019, 11:26:36 pm »
"I will rip the flesh from my face and unleash the skull of torment upon you"
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2019, 12:40:14 am »
"I'd far rather be happy than right any day." Douglas Adams H2GT2G
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.     St George Carlin

Nice one St George: Quote from my MP
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Re: Favorite Sentences Megathread
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2019, 06:38:31 am »
Courtesy of a friend, a big black woman with an eyepatch: "Uh, 911, hello? I have an issue. There's a giant black lady outside my house. She is fighting a giant monster made of vegetable soup. She's completely naked except for an eyepatch, and is swinging around a giant emery board. Also-- ...hello? Hello?! Goddammit, every fucking time."

Courtesy of another friend is a dramatic reading of that blurb: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DitMfauyzX
Enjoy :lulz:
O, the Frog fell down to Tehran.
To fix the broken hourglass in the sun.
From the gates, to the city, to the market so pretty,
They'd not leave until they were done.

Said the Goddess to the Frog,
"You'd best be moving along."
So sayeth the water, the words of Anahita,
But the Frog just made themselves a bog.

And lo, they said:

"May I have your shoes, miss?
O great Water Goddess,
I've a journey that I need to start."
She responded from her knowing, wise heart.

With this, said the Goddess,
"Go now, take these shoes with."
And covered their webbed feet with glee.
"You'll do good not to disappoint me."

Thank you for completing the free trial. To view the rest of this poem, nag me about it...I might not respond by giving you the rest of it, but when has that ever stopped you?