Favorite Sentences Megathread

[Abbot Mythos]

"It's better to be rich and healthy, than poor and sick."

- Wisdom learned from a Philadelphia School of Bible graduate.

[Abbot Mythos]

"Opportunity knocks, but karma hunts you down."

- Author Unknown

[Abbot Mythos]

"If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, and you will even come to believe it yourself."
 
- Attributed to Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Propagandist, without definitive authentication. 

However, this 'philosophy' has been wholeheartedly adopted by a major political movement within the US of A.

[Abbot Mythos]

"Never steal anything small."

(This cynical advice especially applies to 'Merican politics.)

[Abbot Mythos]

"Treason doth never prosper. What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason."
—Inventor of the flush toilet

I believe this deserves repeating today.

[Abbot Mythos]

"Money can't buy class."

Exhibit A:     The POSOTUS

[Abbot Mythos]

"Civilization has evolved to where I need two electronic devices to use one."

This thought occurs to me every time I attempt to use my desktop computer to log in to an online financial, or medical account, and am informed I have to make one (1) of the following three (3) choices:

1. I first need to receive and input a verification code, that will be sent to me via text message on a predesignated cell phone.

2. I first need to receive and input a verification code, that will be sent to me via automated voice message on a predesignated landline telephone.

3. I first need to place a telephone call to an actual human being, who just might answer the phone, be kind enough to attempt to help me, and be knowledgeable enough to actually grant me access to my very own online account(s).

This is not what I expected "progress" to be, back in the day.