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Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« on: September 14, 2018, 04:15:39 am »
Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society- available at www.suspended-annihilation.com.

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2018, 04:37:28 am »
Mystery meat wobsite design is very 1998.  Get with the times, man.  You aren't going to sell many pamphlets that way.

Also, I think your site a coupl typos.  If I point them out, can I have free samples?
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2018, 04:50:44 am »
That’s fine, we didn’t make that many pamphlets anyway. As for the typos, I’ll just contact my parents - obviously they didn’t do such a good job...

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2018, 02:55:16 pm »
Okay, but if you don't give out free samples, you might find yourself having difficulty being granted a nihil obstat.

If you know what I mean.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2018, 05:41:01 pm »
This is not the correct board upon which to sell things.  I can't access that page from work.  It is okay for you to put stuff up for sale, but if that's what it is, I need to move your thread.

Edit:  Disregard.  This place is fine for this.  I have shit for brains, apparently.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2018, 06:26:44 pm by Doktor Howl »
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2018, 06:30:51 pm »
It’s a work in progress, the point is not to sell things but rather a platform for certain ideas, but I would lie if I said that there is more to it right now, so you do what you have to do.

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2018, 06:47:55 pm »
It’s a work in progress, the point is not to sell things but rather a platform for certain ideas, but I would lie if I said that there is more to it right now, so you do what you have to do.

See my edit, above.  This forum is run by dicks who rarely if ever know what the hell we are doing or even saying.
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2018, 10:37:07 pm »
I will check out this mostly more responsive than before site. BUT, just for my own professionally baroque record of fault-tolerance, I think the OP deserves to know that the pages eventually stop working on 1998 technology. So done with netscape.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2018, 11:31:36 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
- Me

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2018, 11:42:16 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

You have to click on the quote.  And then click on the eye.  Then click on unlabelled images.  Hence my "mystery meat" criticism.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2018, 11:43:39 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

You have to click on the quote.  And then click on the eye.  Then click on unlabelled images.  Hence my "mystery meat" criticism.

Oh.  That sounds like work.
"Wenn Sie in meinem Ort parken will ich euch in den Kopf stechen."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"You have the right to kiss my ass. In fact, you have the right to kiss my shiny metal replacement ass, which I acquired by losing the
previous one when I turned right instead of left at a fragile moment."
- The late, unlamented Good Reverend Roger

"Shitting in your tub might feel satisfying at first, but when the bathwater gets cold you're always sorry. "
- Me

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2018, 11:47:21 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

You have to click on the quote.  And then click on the eye.  Then click on unlabelled images.  Hence my "mystery meat" criticism.

Oh.  That sounds like work.

Why do you think I'm asking for free samples?  I need to recoup my losses.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2018, 08:52:48 am »
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