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Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« on: September 14, 2018, 04:15:39 am »
Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society- available at www.suspended-annihilation.com.

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2018, 04:37:28 am »
Mystery meat wobsite design is very 1998.  Get with the times, man.  You aren't going to sell many pamphlets that way.

Also, I think your site a coupl typos.  If I point them out, can I have free samples?
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2018, 04:50:44 am »
Thatís fine, we didnít make that many pamphlets anyway. As for the typos, Iíll just contact my parents - obviously they didnít do such a good job...

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2018, 02:55:16 pm »
Okay, but if you don't give out free samples, you might find yourself having difficulty being granted a nihil obstat.

If you know what I mean.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2018, 05:41:01 pm »
This is not the correct board upon which to sell things.  I can't access that page from work.  It is okay for you to put stuff up for sale, but if that's what it is, I need to move your thread.

Edit:  Disregard.  This place is fine for this.  I have shit for brains, apparently.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2018, 06:26:44 pm by Doktor Howl »
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2018, 06:30:51 pm »
Itís a work in progress, the point is not to sell things but rather a platform for certain ideas, but I would lie if I said that there is more to it right now, so you do what you have to do.

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2018, 06:47:55 pm »
Itís a work in progress, the point is not to sell things but rather a platform for certain ideas, but I would lie if I said that there is more to it right now, so you do what you have to do.

See my edit, above.  This forum is run by dicks who rarely if ever know what the hell we are doing or even saying.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2018, 10:37:07 pm »
I will check out this mostly more responsive than before site. BUT, just for my own professionally baroque record of fault-tolerance, I think the OP deserves to know that the pages eventually stop working on 1998 technology. So done with netscape.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2018, 11:31:36 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2018, 11:42:16 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

You have to click on the quote.  And then click on the eye.  Then click on unlabelled images.  Hence my "mystery meat" criticism.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2018, 11:43:39 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

You have to click on the quote.  And then click on the eye.  Then click on unlabelled images.  Hence my "mystery meat" criticism.

Oh.  That sounds like work.
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"Here is the story," Trump began. "I don't want to have them make a big chart. Costs too much and I am a business guy. I asked how much it costs to make a big chart. Like it matters but it matters to me, does that make sense? Two maps identical. Except the one on top was Syria. See that? The one on top was Syria in November of 2016," Trump said. "This is all ISIS. On the bottom, today, the caliphate is gone as of tonight. Pretty good. That is pretty good, right?"

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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2018, 11:47:21 pm »
All I get is a quote on a white screen, with nothing else.

You have to click on the quote.  And then click on the eye.  Then click on unlabelled images.  Hence my "mystery meat" criticism.

Oh.  That sounds like work.

Why do you think I'm asking for free samples?  I need to recoup my losses.
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Re: Sacraments and Rituals of the Discordian Society
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2018, 08:52:48 am »
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