Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court

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Friend of mine was asking for money for a mission trip to evangelize to the heathen country of Finland...

Issues::

1) They're already mostly some flavor of Christian.
2) This time of the year it's dark and they're drunk.

At least this is what my Finnish co-worker told me.

I can confirm both of these thanks to my friend who lives there. She doesn't drink but the booze scent is enough that she is drunk anyway.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Friend of mine was asking for money for a mission trip to evangelize to the heathen country of Finland...

Issues::

1) They're already mostly some flavor of Christian.
2) This time of the year it's dark and they're drunk.

At least this is what my Finnish co-worker told me.

Why not send your friend here?
It's less money than a trip to Finland, and it's been forever since I was last evangelized.

[Con-troll]

Finnish christianity is so dull, melancholic and self-loathing, that anything your friend could bring to it would be a positive change. I too want to dance in church. Tell them to watch out for Lalli tho.

[Cain]

Talking in tongues, handling snakes and smiting the demon of numerology all sounds like fun games, but you know where it ends up



Yeah, there are worse things than boring.

[The Wizard Joseph]

 

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

this will be my last week at the respite services job. every time i try to feel bad about leaving, one of the clients tries to wrestle me for more red paint. Things can only go up from here.

[Con-troll]

Yeah, there are worse things than boring.

Agreed, but boring will hardly never trip on its own shoelaces, crash down, and burn in a spectacular fashion. As a millenial I'm not entertained by anything else.

[Trivial]

I'm in Wisconsin and the bars closed due to weather.   

[Doktor Howl]

I'm in Wisconsin and the bars closed due to weather.   

MAKE YOUR TIME

[Trivial]

I'm in Wisconsin and the bars closed due to weather.   

MAKE YOUR TIME

The liquor stores are still open during the day, still clinging to life.

[Doktor Howl]

Unrelated:  tmw you see someone you respected sail away on a wave of blatantly false populism.

"TEH WORKURZ ENDED TEH SHUTDOWN SUCCEZZFULLY"

[Don Coyote]

I had thought that the HOLYTM was no longer going to flow on account of the drastic toning down of my manic episodes thanks to modern chemistry, but, I think some of it still leaks out.

UNFORTUNARELTY

I HAVE
TO
Reijn it in or it will go full episode

[Doktor Howl]

And then I just got the Nigel treatment from Chelagoras.

Treatment protocol remains unchanged, due to 100% success rate.  BLOCKT

[Doktor Howl]

I had thought that the HOLYTM was no longer going to flow on account of the drastic toning down of my manic episodes thanks to modern chemistry, but, I think some of it still leaks out.

UNFORTUNARELTY

I HAVE
TO
Reijn it in or it will go full episode

DRUGS CANNOT STOP TEH HOLY

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Unrelated:  tmw you see someone you respected sail away on a wave of blatantly false populism.

"TEH WORKURZ ENDED TEH SHUTDOWN SUCCEZZFULLY"

This sucks, every goddamn time. I've lost more people than I have appendages that way. (Not necessarily populism alone, but the whole general deal of people buying into bullshit with their entire life savings.)