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ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« on: October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2018, 08:26:53 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2018, 08:34:01 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2018, 09:26:06 pm »
I always thought Canada was just a part of America.

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2018, 09:34:06 pm »
There ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2018, 10:11:46 pm »
I always thought Canada was just a part of America.

Just the Hamilton part.  It's like part of upstate New York broke off and drifted in.  Then it got polar bear poo on it and NY doesn't want it back.
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2018, 10:28:23 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.

Narrator:  "But that was only two parts."
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2018, 10:29:23 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.

Narrator:  "But that was only two parts."

 :lulz:
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"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2018, 11:15:15 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

I'm from the flat, uninhabitable empty part.  Saskatoon.

Are you just curious, or should I release the hounds and arm the point-defences?
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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2018, 11:16:00 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

I'm from the flat, uninhabitable empty part.  Saskatoon.

Are you just curious, or should I release the hounds and arm the point-defences?

Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2018, 11:27:45 pm »
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2018, 11:30:34 pm »
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.

Yes.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2018, 11:54:54 pm »
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.

Tucson is the ass.  We have no illusions.
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