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ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« on: October 10, 2018, 07:57:34 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2018, 08:26:53 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2018, 08:34:01 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2018, 09:26:06 pm »
I always thought Canada was just a part of America.

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2018, 09:34:06 pm »
There ain’t no one for to give you no pain.
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"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2018, 10:11:46 pm »
I always thought Canada was just a part of America.

Just the Hamilton part.  It's like part of upstate New York broke off and drifted in.  Then it got polar bear poo on it and NY doesn't want it back.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2018, 10:28:23 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.

Narrator:  "But that was only two parts."
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2018, 10:29:23 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

Canada has parts?

Sure, the cold part, the really cold part, the empty part, the French part, and the Hamilton part.

Narrator:  "But that was only two parts."

 :lulz:
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2018, 11:15:15 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

I'm from the flat, uninhabitable empty part.  Saskatoon.

Are you just curious, or should I release the hounds and arm the point-defences?
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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2018, 11:16:00 pm »
what part of Canada are you in?

I'm from the flat, uninhabitable empty part.  Saskatoon.

Are you just curious, or should I release the hounds and arm the point-defences?

Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2018, 11:27:45 pm »
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2018, 11:30:34 pm »
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.

Yes.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: ATTN: Chaotic Neutral Observer
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2018, 11:54:54 pm »
Both.

I live in the center of the universe.
So, probably Toronto, but possibly Montreal or Vancouver.

Unless we go all cosmological and say that everywhere is the centre of the universe.

Tucson is the ass.  We have no illusions.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.