Name: Queen Gogira Age: unknown, presumed late 20s. Gender: Female (are ya
blind?) Race: Caucasian.
Queen Gogira is the leader of a ring of Bad Science maniacs. She was involved in splitting the porn atom, and is wanted for questioning concerning the Manhattan Ass Cannon Incident of 2009, when 10,000 people were killed in New York when their arses exploded. On account of Bad Science maniacs stuffing them in a cannon and firing them against the Flatiron building.
She is also "credited" with the "whoopsie" pill, which consists of PCP mixed with bovine cortisol and is most often slipped in the drinks of power-lifters and rugby players, with the obvious mayhem following within minutes. When questioned about it by an investigative journalist, she merely said "SCIENCE, BITCHES", and then hit him with an electron microscope.
She is currently believed to lair in Massachusetts, where rumors have spread that she's going to recreate the Boston Molasses Disaster, only this time with a giant vat full of Irish people.
