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Uday Salazor

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Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« on: October 18, 2018, 09:04:07 pm »
Papa,

After only 13 year of graduate school, you son Uday has doctorate of hookers and blow.  Diabo attend ceremony, and need the bail money. 

Uday wish only that brother Qusay live to see this day.  Is still sad about brother Qusay tragic accident.  You remember?  He shoot himself 6 times while clean gun, fall down stairs, out window, through power line, and then run over 3 time and accidentally smother under pillow.  Qusay one tough bastard.  I cry every time.

Now is set up practice in Reno.  You come visit, pimp is dead, free hookers.

Your son,
Dr Uday

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Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2018, 01:52:24 pm »
Dear Swine,

Even though most Salazorian childrens pass hooker and blow while still in the kindergarten, Papa is proud of his son any way. In own way.

There will be no visit to world biggest little city, memory of end of Stacie Q career there still to new and pain. Usually the pain is good, like memory of fistfight with Gene Rayburn which end with him lose 3 front teeth. Had always bother the Generalissimo that he have three front teeth when play as guest on Match Game. But. But. But main reason papa will be no visit is he is much busy give advice to the Trumps. As Uday will no doubt remember, papa meet him on Lifestyle of Rich and Famous in 1985 and become fast friend. You recall Papa teach him to grab by poosay, Salazorian word for gooch - he think Enrico mean vaginas, you remember we all have good laugh. Silly billionaire, how will you know if someone has hide switchblade in gooch if you pinch at vaginas? Any way, was almost close enough and so funny the Generalissimo forgive insult. Was Enrico who introduce the Donalds to "Marla Maple", or as she known today, Ann Coulter. Is good to know immortal succumbs like her, is funny.

Enrico also introduce the Donalds to new wife, who now known as Melania, but you know as aunt Chlamydia, sister of Diabo. She look good since she have obesity remove to become Ariana Grande.

Enrico important part of Trumps dictatorship today, and also busy busy busy chatting with people on 4chan. He pick name "Q" because of hilarious evil God on the Star treks. And also genius in James Bonds movies. Is good name.

NO VISIT.

AND NO BAIL FOR DIABO. SHE SHOULD DIE. AGAIN.

your papa,

In good time and bad,

Still waterproof after all these year,

Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar

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Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2018, 10:31:27 pm »
Enrico also introduce the Donalds to new wife, who now known as Melania, but you know as aunt Chlamydia, sister of Diabo. She look good since she have obesity remove to become Ariana Grande.

:lulz:

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Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2018, 12:29:07 pm »
Enrico also introduce the Donalds to new wife, who now known as Melania, but you know as aunt Chlamydia, sister of Diabo. She look good since she have obesity remove to become Ariana Grande.

:lulz:

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Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2018, 04:49:38 am »
Who this Pango Gilespi is?
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Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2018, 01:08:41 pm »
Someone who needs to SHUP UP.

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Re: Dear the Generalissimo Papa
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2018, 12:16:15 pm »
"Between P-Funk and Hirley0"

That's like the rock and the hard place, right?
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis