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I am in mourning for an old friend.
« on: December 22, 2018, 02:58:23 am »
The very last thing The Jeep did was protect my wife and youngest kid.

Pour a little out for my homie.  :cry::cry::cry:

Pictures tomorrow.  I am in deep mourning right now.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: I am in mourning for an old friend.
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2018, 10:33:43 pm »
My condolences for your loss.  I didn't know your jeep, but I sprinkled a libation of gasoline on the pad at the gas station today.  A moment later, I saw a jeep driving through the parking lot, too fast, and in need of a new muffler.  A coincidence, I guess.

I hope the rest of your family is okay.
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Re: I am in mourning for an old friend.
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2018, 09:20:43 am »
My condolences for your loss.  I didn't know your jeep, but I sprinkled a libation of gasoline on the pad at the gas station today.  A moment later, I saw a jeep driving through the parking lot, too fast, and in need of a new muffler.  A coincidence, I guess.

I hope the rest of your family is okay.

Everyone  was okay, but the lady driving the other car was flat broke, 2 kids, single mom, and didn't have current insurance.

So what are ya gonna do?  Frame's bent, vehicle is toast, and there is no way she can afford to pay for it.

It's done.  My niece's husband is making an off-roader out of it.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: I am in mourning for an old friend.
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2018, 05:01:03 pm »
Damn shame, but she had a good run. Glad the family is safe.
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