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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #135 on: January 03, 2020, 03:45:02 pm »


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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #136 on: January 03, 2020, 03:52:28 pm »
I honestly need her to drop out for realsies tho. She stopped being funny after the whole AIDS thing came out.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #137 on: January 03, 2020, 05:08:18 pm »
I honestly need her to drop out for realsies tho. She stopped being funny after the whole AIDS thing came out.

Oh, it kept getting funnier, for a given sense of humor.  The primary is a clown car, only it's running people over because it's a Tesla and it's on fire because it's electric.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #138 on: January 13, 2020, 06:27:56 pm »
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #139 on: January 29, 2020, 09:53:16 pm »
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #140 on: February 04, 2020, 11:35:10 am »
So Iowa apparently doesn't know how to use their phones, and all the candidates except Biden seem to be declaring victory...

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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #141 on: February 04, 2020, 02:32:19 pm »
"RESULTS EXPECTED SOON" for the last 13 hours.  :lulz:

 
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #142 on: February 04, 2020, 02:33:10 pm »
Yeah. Trialling a new app and reporting system for the Iowa caucases seems like a pretty stupid idea...

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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #143 on: February 04, 2020, 02:34:38 pm »
Yeah. Trialling a new app and reporting system for the Iowa caucases seems like a pretty stupid idea...

It's only going to get dumber, because the democratic party is dumber. 
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #144 on: February 04, 2020, 05:45:22 pm »
If you are too stupid to have a backup plan, you're not gonna have a good time.

https://apnews.com/65327a2b9acbc9c903ef7f906bfce1f4
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #145 on: February 04, 2020, 06:14:46 pm »
Great, hours more of people screaming conspiracy theories.

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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #146 on: February 04, 2020, 06:23:41 pm »
I wish someone would remind them of how well Pokemon Go worked when it was first launched.

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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #147 on: February 04, 2020, 06:29:50 pm »
Great, hours more of people screaming conspiracy theories.

I am watching the worst Bernie Bro I know already screeching about how this is all a conspiracy.
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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #148 on: February 04, 2020, 08:07:28 pm »
yeah we're in one of those chaotic moments where all the BREAKING NEWS is unreliable

and it's about to get even more confusing



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Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« Reply #149 on: February 04, 2020, 09:28:45 pm »
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