UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Somebody just said "Yang Gang" unironically on the news and that almost makes up for this whole fuckin fiasco.

[Doktor Howl]

Aaaaand Yang is out

Also Bennett, and Patrick is supposed to drop tomorrow.

[Juana]

I've never heard of either of them tbh.

[Doktor Howl]

The dems are showing their "talents" right now.  Sanders is winning because three moderates are splitting the centrist vote (Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Biden), so Sanders won Iowa with only 26% of the vote.

The dems cannot settle on one centrist, but also can't seem to stomach the idea of getting behind Sanders, and now they're all looking at Bloomberg because, well, because.  Congressional endorsements are currently Buttigieg 1, Klobuchar 1, Bloomberg 7.

So the party now has 3 centrists that can't consolidate, 1 lefty that they can't stomach, and Skinny Trump who hasn't bothered with debates or primaries.

This is such a shitshow. 


https://apnews.com/4788e8a658d7934e38a389746a7c58c5

[Cain]

If Bloomberg wins, I would seriously recommend people leave. Once you have proof of concept that you can just brazenly buy the Presidency, no matter how much of a jackbooted thug you are, it's all over. And Bloomberg scares me. He's Trump, if Trump could concentrate and wasn't just a ball of unfocused malice and Fox News soundbites.

[Doktor Howl]

If Bloomberg wins, I would seriously recommend people leave. Once you have proof of concept that you can just brazenly buy the Presidency, no matter how much of a jackbooted thug you are, it's all over. And Bloomberg scares me. He's Trump, if Trump could concentrate and wasn't just a ball of unfocused malice and Fox News soundbites.

I have recently had a job offer floated my way from a company in Norway.

I am giving it some serious thought, even though Norway is not habitable.

[Cain]

They have lutefisk there, that has to be more fun than Bloomberg

[Faust]

If Bloomberg wins, I would seriously recommend people leave. Once you have proof of concept that you can just brazenly buy the Presidency, no matter how much of a jackbooted thug you are, it's all over. And Bloomberg scares me. He's Trump, if Trump could concentrate and wasn't just a ball of unfocused malice and Fox News soundbites.

I have recently had a job offer floated my way from a company in Norway.

I am giving it some serious thought, even though Norway is not habitable.

When they were making the countries character sheet they pulled all the points out of weather, way below starting stats, but then maxed out everything else they could.

[Doktor Howl]

If Bloomberg wins, I would seriously recommend people leave. Once you have proof of concept that you can just brazenly buy the Presidency, no matter how much of a jackbooted thug you are, it's all over. And Bloomberg scares me. He's Trump, if Trump could concentrate and wasn't just a ball of unfocused malice and Fox News soundbites.

I have recently had a job offer floated my way from a company in Norway.

I am giving it some serious thought, even though Norway is not habitable.

When they were making the countries character sheet they pulled all the points out of weather, way below starting stats, but then maxed out everything else they could.

Education 18
Weather 3
Health care 15
Metal 18
Food 7
Fjords 18

[Doktor Howl]

They have lutefisk there, that has to be more fun than Bloomberg

I am seriously tempted, but my tolerance for cold weather has disappeared during the last 15 years because Arizona.

[Faust]

Fjords 18

[chaotic neutral observer]

They have lutefisk there, that has to be more fun than Bloomberg

I am seriously tempted, but my tolerance for cold weather has disappeared during the last 15 years because Arizona.

As my grandfather used to say, a fellow can get used to anything, even hanging.  Norway doesn't sound all that cold, anyway.  I'd rather wear a coat than carry a gun.

[rong]

I'd bet the seafood is better in Norway.  Tacos probly not so much

[Doktor Howl]

They have lutefisk there, that has to be more fun than Bloomberg

I am seriously tempted, but my tolerance for cold weather has disappeared during the last 15 years because Arizona.

As my grandfather used to say, a fellow can get used to anything, even hanging.  Norway doesn't sound all that cold, anyway.  I'd rather wear a coat than carry a gun.

Yeah, by the second time they hang you, you hardly even notice.

[Cramulus]